IRC-Galleria

Klikkaa kymmenen satunnaista galleristia ja laita niiden oletuksen kuvatekstit numeroiduille paikoille klikkailu järjestyksessä heittomerkkien väliin.

1. Heräsin tänään aamulla ja totesin: "I'm on my way to lose it all.."

2. Toistelin: "oon Villen vaimo <3<3<3"

3. Sanoin luokkatoverilleni: "käsi ;D"

4. Sitten piti tehdä: ""kirkko" castello"

5. Joka kerta kun oon kännissä sanon: "joka naisella pitää olla hyppyri..."

6. Vaihdan ehkä oletuskuvani tekstiksi: "pabaratsizizizizi iski ja kuka kurkkii sieltä takaa??"

7. Oon saletisti: "vitu jurris"

8. Kiljasin eilen kaupungilla: "hih :D"

9. Ensivuoden tuleva mottoni on: "Porto de Galinhas"

10. Viimeiset sanani tulevat olemaan: "Vielä niin pienenä ja käsi eksynyt hihaan :)"

Eräänä kauniina päivänä (paskat) heräsin ja soitin eu netin äijille jotka auttoivat minua korjaamaan nettini! jippii.. flowers and bees

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please
note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Boxing , Football Formations , or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

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öö.. mö ? ;T

Tänään minä olin iloinen. (<-Piste :E)