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Let me tell you a secret.Keskiviikko 13.06.2012 03:18

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didnÂ’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldnÂ’t have.
Used a colouring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Gotten straight AÂ’s.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger
Multicoloured
Auburn

My eyes are:
Black
Brown
Blue/Grey
Green
Hazel
Light brown

I am:
Male
Female
Other

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Open spaces
Lightning

I have:
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Married parents

4 a.m. is a good time.Sunnuntai 29.04.2012 07:55

I have honestly never been more dissapointed in my mom than I am right now.

I say screw her.


...And on the flip side of the coin...

I don't think I've ever loved my dad more.

I'm a god damn Zombie Elf!!!! :DPerjantai 27.04.2012 03:56

Huh. Did not expect this result :D

~VAMPIRE~
[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When youÂ’re kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] YouÂ’re dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] YouÂ’ve tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (Well, sleepy, but it's practically the same thing when it comes to me, so...)
[ ] You can appear threatening or dangerous to others. (Yeaaah... Nope.)
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] YouÂ’re more active at night.
Total: 5

~WEREWOLF~
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] YouÂ’re incredibly physically strong and fast
[x] You love the moon.
[x] YouÂ’re very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, youÂ’ll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] YouÂ’re fairly sturdy in stature
[ ] YouÂ’re either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 4

~NEKO/WERECAT~
[x] You love cats.
[/] YouÂ’re lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] YouÂ’re affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[x] You like chasing things.
[ ] YouÂ’re an excellent hunter.
Total: 4,5

~ZOMBIE~
[x] YouÂ’re an outcast.
[x] You feel as if youÂ’re not truly alive.
[x] YouÂ’ll moan when youÂ’re hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You donÂ’t feel very smart.
[x] You like worms. (Whaaaat? They are cute >:)
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You donÂ’t get much sleep.
Total: 9

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[/] YouÂ’re invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a personÂ’s spine just by looking at them.
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[x] YouÂ’re incredibly gentle.
[ ] YouÂ’re very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no oneÂ’s looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people. (>8D)
[x] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 5,5

~GHOUL~
[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you‘re getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[/] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 0,5

~WITCH/SORCERER~
[ ] YouÂ’re into Wicca/Paganism.
[x] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[/] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 1,5

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[x] You have different personalities.
[x] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] YouÂ’re fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] YouÂ’re unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[ ] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 6

~DEMON~
[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] YouÂ’re usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with peopleÂ’s heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[/] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 0,5

~ANGEL~
[ ] YouÂ’re a very good person.
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[x] YouÂ’re gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[/] YouÂ’re a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a love.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.
Total: 2,5

~FAERIE/ELF~
[x] You enchant people. (I have been told this... Repeatedly. Yes, I'm confused as well xD)
[x] You like organic things.
[x] YouÂ’re almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.
[x] You get attached to animals easily.
[x] YouÂ’re a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming. (Deep down, I'm hopelessly romantic.)
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[x] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[x] You donÂ’t HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair. (I keep mine short, though. Less hassle.)
Total: 9

Boredom is my bane.Torstai 26.04.2012 23:08

Mikä/kuka on suosikki...

...kotiruokasi?
-- No suurin piirtein mikä tahansa jauhelihasta taiouttu. Versio pasta nousee ekana mieleen :D

...pikaruokasi?
-- Hapurilaiset? Makkaraperunat, ehkä kenties.

...ulkomaalainen ruokasi (kiinalainen, italialainen, meksikolainen...)
-- Tsiisös, valinnanvaikeus... Nimeän kiinalaisen, on aika nomnom.

...lämmin juomasi (kahvi, tee, kuuma kaakao...)?
-- Glögi. Sitä on vielä kolme litraa tuossa keittiön pöydällä.

...kylmä juomasi (vesi, maito, mehu, limu...)?
-- Kokis, mangopirtelö ja sima.

...suklaasi?
-- Iittalan Kultasuklaan kaikki. Taivas ei ole koskaan käynyt lähempänä maata.

...karkkisi?
-- Bilarit. Ja keltaiset Mentokset.

...jäätelömakusi?
-- KINUSKI-PÄHKINÄ!!!

...sipsisi?
-- Juustonaksut ja normisipsit kunhan saa valkosipulidippiä kaveriksi.

...laulajasi?
-- Oh goddammit. Ei tule ketään muuta mieleen kuin Gaga.

...bändisi?
-- Linkin Park, Green Day, Three Days Grace, Simple Plan, Breaking Benjamin, Civil Twilight, Evanescence, Nightwish, Thin Lizzy and the list goes on and on and on.....

...biisisi (jos useampia, sano yksi niistä)?
-- Civil Twilight - Letters from the Sky, DjEarworm - Blame it on the Pop.

...musiikkigenresi (pop, rock, jazz, techno, metal...)?
-- Oh, fuck this question. Kuuntelen melkeinpä kaikkea.

...elokuvasi (jos useampia, sano yksi/muutama niistä)?
-- Amelié, Memento, Metropolis, Pocahontas ja Tie El Doradoon.

...näyttelijäsi?
-- Nic Cage, Johnny Depp, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, James McAvoy, David Tennant.

...TV-sarjasi?
-- Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Dark Angel, Supernatural, Psych, TMNT ja heitänpä vielä Tiger & Bunnyn tälle listalle.

...nettisivustosi (Facebook, IRC-Galleria, Demi...)
-- Turpakirja, DA, Galleria ja Youtube. (Plus mspaintadventures, mutta en ole ihan varma kuuluisiko sen tällä listalla olla xD)

...paikkakuntasi Suomessa?
-- Savitaipale

...kouluaineesi?
-- Enkku, kuvis, ilmaisutaito.

...hajuvetesi?
-- I have one that smells like marshmallows.

...meikkisi?
-- Eyeliner, ripsiväri, concealer ja puuteri ^^"

...värisi?
-- Motherfucking double rainbow!

...pelisi?
-- Sly Raccoon-pelit, AC:t, Unchartedit, Beyond Good and Evil ja tanssipelit :3

Kumpi/mikä...

Liha, kala vai kana?
-- Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.

Peruna, pasta vai riisi?
-- *Italia-imitaatio* PASTAAAAAAA~

Tomaatti vai kurkku?
-- Kurk- EIKU HERNEET.

Omena vai päärynä?
-- Omput

Pizza vai hampurilainen?
-- Hmmm....... Pizza.

McDonald's vai Hesburger?
-- Anteeksi Hese, valkkaan Mäkkärin. Paremmat nugetit ;w;

Kotipizza vai yksittäiset kebab-pizzeriat?
-- Yksittäiset.

Tortillat vai sushi?
-- All of the sushi. All of them.

Kahvi vai tee?
-- Yrttitee. Muuten kuolee.

Kuuma vai kylmä kaakao?
-- Riippuu vuodenajasta

Coca Cola vai Pepsi?
-- .....Slum religion and Coca-Cola~

Täysmaito, kevytmaito vai rasvaton maito?
-- Kevytmaito. Parempi leivontaan on.

Fazer, Marabou vai Panda?
-- Gnnnngh..... Ffffazer.

Geisha vai Fazerina?
-- Geisha.

Marabou tavallinen maitosuklaa vai Marabou Daim?
-- Daim *w*

Tumma-, valkoinen- vai maitosuklaa?
-- Maitosuklaa.

Kirpeät karkit vai ei-kirpeät karkit?
-- I'mma eat dem both!

Irtokarkit vai valmiit karkkipussit?
-- Karkkisia kohti matkani käy....

Vaniljajäätelö, suklaajäätelö vai mansikkajäätelö?
-- Edelleen se KINUSKI-PÄHKINÄ! (Mutta mansikka.)

Vanilja vai Vanhan ajan vanilja (jäätelömaku)?
-- KINUSKI-PÄHKINÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄH. Uskokaa jo. Tosin noista kahdesta valkkaisin normi vaniljan.

Pringles Original, Pringles Sour Cream & Onion vai Pringles Paprika?
-- Paprika.

Tavallisesti maustetut sipsit (pelkkä suola, sour cream & onion...) vai erikoisemmin maustetut sipsit (paprika, tuliset mausteet, salt & vinegar...)
-- .....Tuotah. Määritelmät on vähän hatarat. Turvallisesti sanon siis tavalliset.

Lady Gaga vai Rihanna?
-- Gaga.

Rihanna vai Nicki Minaj?
-- Hnnn.... Rihanna.

Adele vai Lana Del Rey?
-- Adele.

Skrillex vai David Guetta?
-- Skrillex~

One Direction vai Jedward?
-- ....Waaait... Jedward oli nää Euroviisukaksoset... Mutta mikä ihmeen One Direction. En ny tiiä kummastakaan D:

Vanha Nightwish (Tarja) vai uusi Nightwish (Anette)?
-- Wanha. Tykkään uudestakin, mutta Tarjan ääni oli jotain todella upeaa...

Adelen "Someone Like You" vai Lana Del Reyn "Born To Die"?
-- Kumpaakaan kuullu :D

Skrillexin "Bangarang" (feat. Sirah) vai David Guetan "Titanium" (feat. Sia)?
-- BANGARANG

Rihannan "SOS" vai Nicki Minajin "Superbass"?
-- Superbass.

Lady Gagan "Bad Romance" vai Rihannan "Man Down"?
-- Rad Bromance, eikun.

"Loca People" vai "Paso (The Nini Anthem) (Sak Noelin kappaleet)?
-- Öööh...?

Sak Noelin "Loca People" vai DJ Irpan "Hullut Ihmiset"?
-- Öööööh...? D:

Harry Potter vai Twilight (elokuvat)?
-- Potters. Gimme thems Potters.

Titanic vai Romeo + Julia?
-- Titanic

3D-elokuvat vai tavalliset elokuvat?
-- Halvemmalla pääsee tavalliseen~

Leffateatteriin popcornia vai irtokarkkia?
-- Popcorns ahoy!

Facebook vai Twitter?
-- Turpakirja

IRC-Galleria vai Facebook?
-- Well, I do like them both...?

we♥it vai tumblr?
-- Tumblr..?

9gag vai Riemurasia?
-- Riemurasia

demi.fi vai missmix.fi?
-- ^^;

Englanti vai ruotsi?
-- London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down...~

Äidinkieli vai matikka?
-- Äikkä.

Kotitalous vai kuvaamataito?
-- Tahtoo molemmat ;A;

Tekstiilityö vai tekniset?
-- Gnnngh... Teksitiilit, koska cosplay.

Fysiikka vai kemia?
-- Fysiikka on aika murhaa, joten kemia.

Yhteiskuntaoppi vai historia?
-- Hissa.

Biologia vai maantieto?
-- Bilsa n_n

Ala- vai yläste?
-- Do not want.

Punainen vai vaaleanpunainen?
-- Riippuu sävystäääääääh...

Tummansininen vai vaaleansininen?
-- Otan turkoosin!

Tummanvihreä vai vaaleanvihreä?
-- Vaaleanvihiriän kannalle kallistun.

Musta vai valkoinen?
-- Musta.

Harmaa vai ruskea?
-- Harmaa.

Keltainen vai oranssi?
-- Keltainen.

Violetti vai pinkki?
-- Violetti.

Kulta vai hopea?
-- Hopea.

Nintendo (GameBoy, NES, Nintendo 64, -DS...) vai Sony (PlayStation 1-3)
-- Kummatkin tänne ja vauhdilla *w*

Sony (PlayStation 1-3) vai Microsoft (Xbox)?
-- Sony voitti ny.

Nintendo (GameBoy, NES, Nintendo 64, -DS...) vai Microsoft (Xbox)?
-- Nintendo!!

Hahah, ryöstin!Tiistai 17.04.2012 01:44

1 Suutelisitko minua?
2. Nukkuisitko kanssani sängyssä vaiko sohvalla?
3. Nukkuisitko päällä, alla, vieressä vai sohvalla?
4. Nukkuisimmeko yön vai valvoisimmeko?
5. Millä tavalla valvottaisit minua?
6. Jos minulla olisi kylmä niin saisitko minut lämpiämään?
7. Kerro paras ulkonäöllinen ja henkinen piirteeni?
8. Mistä pidät minussa?
9. Pusu vai yökylä?
10. Mennään elokuviin vai mennään uimaan?
11. Kahville vai jätskille?
12. Sänkyyn vai halata?
13. Kahestaa telttaan yöks vai yksin himas?
14. Ostoksille vai pitsalle?
15. Soittaa vai tekstailla?
16. Huvipuistoon vai laivalle?
17. Kopioitko ja laitat blogiisi vai et

I am here to break brainsKeskiviikko 04.04.2012 04:19

Sanko kaatuiTiistai 27.03.2012 00:48

Ne perui sen Phuketin kurssin. Ihan tuosta vain.

Lentolipuissa ei vaihto- tai peruutusoikeutta. Niihin meni melkein 900 euroa yksinään. Kaikki asiakirjat oli valmiina viisumia varten. Hotellihuonekin oli varattu yhdeksi yöksi, ettei lentokentällä tarvitsis nukkua.

Elin kuukausitolkulla pelkällä kotitekoisella pitsalla turhaan. Säästin turhaan.

Eikä pääse minnekkään.

So ends the Bucket Project....

...In dissapointment, that is.

Kylpyamme minua kutsuu~Torstai 15.03.2012 23:49

Humhum.

Muutto lähestyy.

Pitäisiköhän pitää tuparit sitten joskus?

Fiilis.Keskiviikko 14.03.2012 17:15

On tämä
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Kirjoitukset tuli, meni, nyt odotetaan innolla (lue:kauhulla) tuloksia.

Tulis ny ainakin se M~

Ja toivottavasti ei tarvii uusia xD

Kun nimi ei kuvaakaanSunnuntai 12.02.2012 20:13

Iskä tuossa heitti ennen töiden alkua minut ja Tatun takaisin Jokeen.
Ja tottahan helvetissä sille tuli kiire, hitaus on meillä selvästi geeneissä saatana :D

No eikös heti keskustaan päästyä eteen sitten madellut iso, punainen ja parhaat päivänsä nähnyt pakettiauto. Helvetin hitaasti ajoi, jumitti valoissa ja junttasi siinä edessä paikallaan, kun aikoi kääntyä, vaikka tie oli vapaa. Iskä kiroili ja alkoi otsasuoni vähän tykyttää. Kinolta on paha myöhästyä.

Nousi vähän kulmakarva kummallakin kun sitä auton perää tuijotellessa tuli huomattua kyseisen auton merkki ja malli.

Se oli perkele Mercedes Benz SPRINTER

Oh the irony.
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