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Jizzed in his pants

Aika pelottavaa..

Menin eilen nukkuu joskus kolmen jälkee ja heräsin tänää 08:25 OMAAN NAURUUNI wtf. Oon kuullu sellasest et herää omaa huutoonsa tai itkuu mut HÄ
Muistan vaa et näin jotai unta jostai Turkuloidimiitistä mis kaikki vaa lagas ja söi pizzaa ja sit jostain syystä mä ja Kowai alettii laulaa miyavin Dear my Friendiä RANSKAKS vaikkei osattu kumpikaa ranskaa yhtää ja laulettii vaa jotai "DEAR MY MON PETIIIIT" Wtf, dear my my little....... Ja sit keske laulamise aloin nauraa ja heräsin enkä saanu enää unta =l

Saatoin huomaamattani kiroilla aika paljon pelatessani L4D2 ja Onni sattu oleen tos vieressä pelaamas Autot-peliä ja nyt seki on kokoaja
"Voooooi vittu! Voi vittu!" ku se pelaa.

... Oon huono isoveli

Onni: Santtu vissy raapas mua sormee :( *näyttää laastarii*

Minä: Ai kiusasiks sä sitä?

Onni: Eiku syltty pakotti mut rapsuttaa sen munii..

Syltty: =DDD


//Ja niin siis, vissy - kissa, onni 4v, syltty 14v ihan vaan selvennykseks.

The House of 7 Sins



Verse1:
Hello mr and welcome in
To this house of joy and the seven sins
Here lust meets greed and gluttony
And they all live together in harmony
Come on now, don't be afraid
When you pay for love, you won't be betrayed
The deal is simple, we offer pleasure
Satisfaction of human nature

Step in this world of lovely rapture
Forbidden kindom of joy and laughter
The "other" side of decent people
Serpent offering an apple

Chorus:
This is house of the seven sins
Just follow the lust within yourself
And you'll find the way
The cure for itch hides behind these doors
So forget the moral code and come
We'll blow your mind away

Verse2:
Enter here, sir, to this cathouse
Love's on sale for just a couple pesos
Once you let your desire leed
Satisfaction is guaranteed
Like children in a candystore
This place makes adults scream for more
The wonderland of artificial love
"Oh, cette nuit est pour l'amour..!"

Chorus:
This is house of the seven sins
Just follow the lust within yourself
And you'll find the way
The cure for itch hides behind these doors
So forget the moral code and come
We'll blow your mind away

Wrath and pride and greed and sloth
And lust, envy and gluttony
They form a lethal symphony
That lead in misery

Chorus:
This is house of emptiness
Wasted lives and a hundred broken hearts
Searching for love
Here filthy mind hunts forbidden fun
Hypocrites come here to shed their seeds
It's the house of seven sins

Welcome

Mul on aina iha sama ongelma.

001. Real name →
002. Like it? → Well.. I get by.
003. Nickname(s)→ SANDUH
004. Status → so alone
005. Zodiac sign → Leo the LION, Graow bitches.
006. Male or female → Who? Me? Well take a wild guess.
007. Elementary→ Tiistilän/Masalan ala-aste
008. Middle School → Karjaan yhteiskoulu
009. High School → Karjaan Lukio
010. Hair color → It's like.. Two sentimeters brown and the rest is black.
011. Long or short → Lort.
012. Eye color → Brown.
013. Weight → About 73-78 kg
014. Height → 194 cm
016. Loud or Quiet → LOUIET. It depends. Always an ass though.
017. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans outside the BASE.
018. Phone or Camera → Phone would be more useful.
019. Health freak → Not a freak, but I do care.
020. Piercings?→ LEEP.
021. Do you have a crush on someone? → I HAVE CRUSHED MANY.
022. Eat or Drink → Wtf, it depends.
023. Purse or Backpack → Well D44, Backpack.
025. Do You Like Yourself? → Well, I do allow myself to live. My self-esteem is pretty healthy, I'd say.
026. Current worry? → #)=%(JFEjge LIFE EFRJe THUG LEgve3 LIEF

THIS OR THAT:
027. Orange or Apple Juice? → Orange.
028. Night or Day? → Jin or Yang, Wouldn't choose between those two.
029. Sun or Moon? → Sun. Moon is a loser.
030. TV or Internet? → LIFE.
031. PlayStation or XBox? → Playstation.
032. Kiss or Hug? → Both at the same time.
033. Iguana or Turtle? → IGUARTLE.
034. Spider or Bee? → SPEE.
035. Fall or Spring? → SPALL! No, spring.
036. Limewire or iTunes? → Neither.
037. Soccer or Baseball? → Mashing soccer players with baseball bats? Neither.

FIRSTS:
038. First surgery → Never had.
039. First piercing → Age 15 I guess.
040. First best friend → MY PENIS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
041. First Sport? → MY PENIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
042. First award → MY PE.. Wait, no. I won a book with my werewolf costume back in third grade.
043. First crush → MY PEN... No, I think it was a girl named Anna and I was like 4-5 years old.
044. First pet → Abba the cat. Named it myself.
045. First big vacation → Can't remember it. Somewhere in Africa, I guess.
046. First big birthday → Wtf is a big bday

CURRENTLY:
047. Eating → Your mom.
048. Drinking → HER BLOOD.
049. I'm about to → Hide the body.
050. Listening to → Taylor Swift !
051. Singing? → She is singing.
052. Typing? → WELL TAKE A WILD GUESS.
053. Waiting for → RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhh

YOUR FUTURE:
054. Want kids? → Maybe someday, if I find someone that special.
055. When? → SUMDAI.
056. Want to get married? → I don't WANT to, but I guess I could if I was in love and it'd mean a lot to my partner.
057. When? → Googoo.
058. Where Do You Want To Live? → Around.
059. Careers in mind → MALE PROSTITUTE, if that doesn't go well, maybe music business.
060. What Did You Want To Be When You Were Little? → Liked more, perhaps?
061. Mellow Future Or Wild? → WEELD WEELD
062. Something You Would Never Try? → My little brother.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
063. Lips or eyes → Eyes to look into, lips to kiss.
064. Shorter or taller? → Shorthar.
065. Romantic or spontaneous → Both maybe.
066. Nice stomach or nice arms → Dunno? Wtf nice arms?
067. Sensitive or loud → Something inbetween
068. Hook-up or relationship → Good relationship, maybe? Haha.
069. Trouble maker or hesitant → Sumding in bedwen
070. Hugging or Kissing? → BOODH.
071. Tan Skinned or Light? → Wtf, who cares.
072. Dark or Light Hair? → Depends.
073. Muscular or Normal? → Normal.

HAVE YOU EVER:
074. Lost glasses/contacts → Unfortunately, I have.
075. Ran away from home → Yes, I'm a fucking rebel.
076. Held a gun/knife for self defense?→ No. Just to be cool.
077. Killed somebody → Well, why do you think they call me MASS MURDERER? Oh yeah, they don't.
078. Broken someone's heart → Yes, I think I might have. Sorry.
079. Been arrested → Nope.
080. Cried when someone died → No, I think I have been lucky since no one close to me has died yet.
081. Kissed A Stranger? → Yeah.
082. Climbed Up A Tree? → Mr. Chimpanzee is my name.
083. Liked A Friend As More Than A Friend? → Yes, I think I have.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
084. Yourself → I am god.
085. Miracles → Yep.
086. Love at first sight → Love doesn't come that easy.
087. Heaven → Stuff.
088. Santa Claus → Pedofiles.
089. Kiss on the first date → Hell yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
090. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Not at the moment, I'm fine by myself, thank you very much.
091. Do You Like Someone? → I like lots of people.
092. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING. I'M NOT THE JEDI I SHOULD BE. I WANT MORE, AND I KNOW I SHOULDN'T.
093. Do you believe in God → Yes, I believe in myself, thankyuverymuch.

LASTS
094. Recieved/Sent Text Message → I think riku/riku
095. Received Call → Gramma.
096. Call Made? → Mmm.. Sheeby.
097. Comment On MySpace? → don't have a myspachaa.
098. Missed Call? → Umm... Kowai perhaps?
099. Person You Hungout With? → Umm.. Kiia probably.

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