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melko tod. näk. my new love

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Osataaks täällä juhlia?

On villiä melskettä, helinää, helskettä pienten tiukujen,
On korvia, tassuja, pulleita massuja, häntiä vilisten.
Ja tähtöset tuikkivat lyhtyinä kilpaa noin hangella loistaen,
Kun kaikki nyt juhlahan kulkunsa suuntaa, arvannet kai sen.

Kas, nythän on joulu, ja nythän on joulu, ja nythän on joulu taas
Ja metsän pikkuväki juhlii, kun on rauha maas.
Ja valmiina riihellä tonttujen keittämä joulupuuro on,
Ja kaikki saapuu piiloistansa joulun viettohon.

Hupsis tupsis huppeli rupsis, ne piirissä pyörivät, puppeli jupsis.
Puuroa täynnä on saavit ja kiulut, tanssihin tahtia antaa viulut.
Hupsis tupsis pimpeli pompeli, hiiri se kissalle takkia ompeli.
Kaikki vaan joukkohon leikkiä lyömään ja puuroa syömään, kun joulu on!

Myös Musti ja Mirri ja pikkuinen Pirri on riihelle saapuneet,
Ja Pupulan kiltit ja pienoiset piltit on leikin jättäneet.
Nuo tähtien lyhdyt ne paikalle kutsuvat polkua valaisten;
On Nallekin noussut maistamaan nyt puuroa tonttujen.

Nyt läävästä saapuvat Nisset ja Nasset apilan lehti suus,
On hiirellä lapsia mukanansa kaksikymmentäkuus.
Voisilmässä puuron ne itseään peilaa ja viiksiä vääntelee,
Ja varpusrouvat tyytyväiset oksilla ääntelee.

Hupsis tupsis, Nisset ja Nasset, nyt polkassa nousevat käpälät ja tassut.
Musti ja Mirri ja Pupu sekä Nalle, pienet on vaarassa jäädä alle.
Hupsis tupsis pimpeli pompeli, hiiri se kissalle takkia ompeli.
Kaikki vaan joukkohon leikkiä lyömään ja puuroa syömään kun joulu on!

Hupsis tupsis, Nisset ja Nasset, polkassa nousevat käpälät ja tassut.
Musti ja Mirri ja Pupu sekä Nalle, pienet on vaarassa jäädä alle.
Hupsis tupsis pimpeli pompeli, hiiri se kissalle takkia ompeli.
Kaikki vaan joukkohon leikkiä lyömään ja puuroa syömään kun joulu on!

Hyvää joulua!
Jätkä rikko tän pullon!
Tuokaa raketteja.
Mis on jatkot?

siskon kanssa lumisotaa :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&feature=channel

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And youÂ’re thinking boutÂ’ the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
YouÂ’re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dogÂ’s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And youÂ’re convinced that youÂ’re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and youÂ’re on a chicken farm
The only problemÂ’s that the chickens have human arms
You say “that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?”
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But youÂ’re scared because you think that they will know youÂ’re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But youÂ’re so high you donÂ’t know why youÂ’re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
YouÂ’re walking home and youÂ’re mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking Â’bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say “Guess What? I’m gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and IÂ’m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you donÂ’t know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people donÂ’t sell porcupines on the internet
and you say “Guess what world?” you’ve got me cornered again
IÂ’m gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they werenÂ’t crispy anymore?
Have you ever been highÂ… as fuck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

Everyday Normal Guy lyrics

I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And my sexual performance is an average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but thatÂ’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quite street
I donÂ’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I donÂ’t mind I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
IÂ’m a pretty shy person and IÂ’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasnÂ’t free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
IÂ’m as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
IÂ’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I donÂ’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesnÂ’t look very tough

Steve: “You want some of this bitch?”

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If youÂ’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not the same …you know it… it gets…It gets pretty sore”

I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I like the show greys anatomy Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

Steve: ” I could do this all day…I could do this all day…I could do this all day…”


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs&feature=channel

Everyday Normal Guy 2 lyrics

IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
I told you in the first song, IÂ’ll tell you in another.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
I donÂ’t have a girlfriend my handÂ’s my only lover.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
they were walkinÂ’ my way
“Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?”
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
itÂ’s just a day in my life
IÂ’m up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah muthafucka,
you heard what I just said.

IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
I donÂ’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
and IÂ’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

IÂ’m from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch,
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song motherfucker
I donÂ’t like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
“Every night in my dreams,
I see you…I feel you…”
Every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye.
Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though IÂ’m not afraid to say
that IÂ’m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but itÂ’s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
whyÂ’d she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
HowÂ’s that even possible?
A person can be stupid
but a face? ThatÂ’s impossible.
Shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everday, normal fuckinÂ’ bullshit.

IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
When I got nothinÂ’ to say I usually talk about the weather.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal muthafuckaÂ…
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
IÂ’m just a regular everyday normal motherfuckerÂ…
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
OoooohooooooÂ…savin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother fucker.
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, itÂ’s your birthday,
Go party like itÂ’s your birthday.
I wasnÂ’t invited, but itÂ’s okay.
IÂ’ll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoNPqtznoXk (KORN - Y'ALL WANT A SINGLE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7lvtXulnqk (KORN - RIGHT NOW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE7VwuJqApI (SYSTEM OF A DOWN - AERIALS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YluAMCRT8 (SYSTEM OF A DOWN - SOLDIER SIDE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cGvzApDZKI (METALLICA - UNFORGIVEN I)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j39ABZyzek (METALLICA - ONE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWBD7zHG8o (DEATHSTARS - BLITZKRIEG!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_fRVtcQq2k (DEATHSTARS - SYNDROME)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5O2eetp5tw (VOLBEAT - MAYBELLENE I HOFTEHOLDER)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclMypNggQQ (VOLBEAT - GARDEN'S TALE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1TOITfRl4E (IRON MAIDEN - PASCHENDALE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fy7B5pM44A (IRON MAIDEN - RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER1.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU-ASGR9_g8 (IRON MAIDEN - RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER2.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfrYkpa3770 (ENSIFERUM - INTO BATTLE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su-FEbdNTuk (ENSIFERUM - LAI LAI HEI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHxuOGBIebY (SONATA ARCTICA - WHITE PEARL, BLACK OCEAN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtLJTP-GD_s (SONATA ARCTICA - PEACEMAKER)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMyn7ZqkTlY (NIGHTWISH - GHOST LOVE SCORE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GdDIq_63vo (NIGHTWISH feat. TONY - BEAUTY AND THE BEAST)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1woxkraClg (MANOWAR - BATTLE HYMN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XIW_jUa-k (MANOWAR - SONS OF ODIN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syrrhcq3aMw (MARILYN MANSON - ROCK IS DEAD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9heS667LUHE (MARILYN MANSON - YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtdCJC7y7GQ (THE 69 EYES - NEVER SAY DIE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv8DD5AD7j4 (THE 69 EYES - AUGUST MOON)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayzhJKy8H_A (LED ZEPPELIN - STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-XVONVX7k (LED ZEPPELIN - ACHILLES LAST STAND)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8w6VBYDHM (KOTITEOLLISUUS - TÄMÄN TAIVAAN ALLA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6U_BEiYU8I (KOTITEOLLISUUS - SATU PEIKOISTA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSrcR4CrpBQ (MOKOMA - KUU SAA VALTANSA AURINGOLTA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptR8YstDSE8 (MOKOMA - HAUDAN TAKAA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZ8tRlcZhA&feature=related

Hey you,
see me,
pictures crazy
All the world I've seen
before me passing by
I've got nothing,
to gain, to lose
All the world I've seen
before me passing by

You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more

Hey you,
are me,
not so pretty
All the world I've seen
before me passing by
Silent my voice,
I've got no choice
All the world I've seen
before me passing by

You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel

I don't feel it any more
I don't see, anymore
I don't hear, anymore
I don't speak, anymore
I don't feel

Hey you, see me,
pictures crazy
All the world I've seen
before me passing by
I've got nothing,
to gain, to lose
All the world I've seen
before me passing by

You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more
You don't care about how I feel
I don't feel it any more

I don't sleep, anymore
I don't eat, anymore
I don't live, anymore
I don't feel

soittivat tänään sieltä tietokone liikkeestä

keskustelu meni jotakuinkin näin...

typpi: täällä "tyyppi-nönnönnöö" täältä jyväskylän "nönnönnöö" tietokoneliikkestä hyvää päivää.

mie: päivää ??

tyyppi: soittelen tästä sun kannettavastakoneestas, ei saada toimimaan sillä "helpolla" tavalla tätä, joudumme vaihtamaan emolevyn, että mitenkä on?

mie: no mikäs siinä sitten on kun ette saakkaan toimiin sillä "helpolla" tavalla? paljonko tulee maksamaan?

tyyppi: no tässä on emolevy vaurioittunut jollain tavalla, että joudumme vaihtamaan sen jos haluat koneesi ehjäksi, hinta arvio on jotain 400-500€ ... ja teillähän ei ollut vakuutuksia siihen vai oliko?

mie: en ole täysin varma noista vakuutuksista, että ovatko voimassa, olen vaihtanut käyttöjärjestelmäksi windows xp:n, koska vista ei ollut kauhean mukava eikä käytännöllinen...

tyypi: ahaa, luultavasti sanovat vakuutuksien yhteydessä että eivät suostu maksamaan, koska olet mennyt vaihtamaan käyttöjärjestelmän

mie: no hirveen kiva, tuota... tuun hakemaan sen mun romun tänään jossain välissä ja koitan saada vakuutuksen kautta sitä asiaa hoidettua, että en ole maksamassa 500€ siitä emolevystä, että ostan mieluummin uuden koneen...

tyyppi: selvä homma voitte tulla noutamaan koneenne tänään tai huomenna tai ihan miloin teille sopii.

mie: ok selevä homma, heippa

tyyppi: okei, heippahei


FUUUKK MII ! ! ! !

voi helevetin perkeleen helevetin perse...

wat am i going tu doo nao ? ? ?

ann hiro ? ? ? or wut ? ? ?

noh jospa joulupukki tois mulle tietämisenkoneen joululahjaks...
tai siis jos ostais itse itselleen tietämisenkoneen joululahjaks...
saa osallistua keräykseen
pienikin summa auttaa, pienikin lahjoitus on merkityksellinen
jo pienikin lahjoitus voi muuttaa elämää parempaan suuntaan :D


fiilikseen sopiva biisi tässä teille hyvät ystäväiset:


MUDVAYNE - DIG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrBONyFBePc

Dig"

Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I am
rearranging
Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I was
slowly changing

I would love to beat the face,
Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,
White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,
If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,
I'm drowning in your wake
Shit rubbed in my face
Teething on concrete
Gums bleeding

Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I am
rearranging
Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I was
slowly changing

I struggle in violated space,
Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me,
Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight,
I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buy
I'm livid in my space
Pissing in my face
Fuck you while you try
To fuck me

Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I am
rearranging
Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I was
you ain't fuckin' changing me

Let me help you tie
the rope around your neck,
Let me help to talk
you the wrong way off the ledge,
Let me help you hold
the glock against your head
Let me help you tie
the rope around your neck,
Let me help to talk
you the wrong way off the ledge,
Let me help you hold
the glock against your head,
Let me help to chain
the weights onto your legs
Get on the plank fuck

Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I am
rearranging
Dig
bury me
underneath
Everything that I was
slowly changing

Wish you were committing
Suicide suckin' on a mother fuckin' tailpipe
Dead man walking on a tight rope
Limbless in the middle of a channel

bomb's away