Yo mama's so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama's so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide
Yo mama's so fat she has her own timezone
Yo mama's so fat i tried to drive around her, and i ran out of gas
Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach, and greenpeace tried to push her back to the ocean
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to movies she sat next to everybody
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked past my tv, i missed a whole season of prison break
Yo mama's so fat when she walks backwards you can hear *beep beep beep*
