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THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
- Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
- The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
- Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
- Frank Iero can divide by zero.
- The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- Mikey Way can speak braille.
- Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
- Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
- Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
- The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
- Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please."


888D nyt hajos.

Especially nää:
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please."

8DD Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. :'''D And the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. Hihi mul on kivaa. :''D

Laittais jo jotain kuvia siitä Banditista. 8<

Wanna see her !

Ja kuinka paljon se muistuttaa Gerrua ja Lindseytä.

Hihii.

Ää en osaa neuloa ;o Olisin voinu tehä sille jotain söpöä ja lähettää samalla ku lähetän Raylle ja köh köh FINALLY Gerardille synttärilahjat. 8D

No mut Rayn synttärit on vasta heinäkuun puolessa välissä. Et sorry, Gerardkin saa lahjansa vasta sillon 8D Noku unohin sillon hankkii sen lahjan ja lähettää ja yhyy sit se veny. Ja sit mä päätin et lähetän sitte samalla kertaa. =D

Two muffins were in an oven and one muffin says to the other:
"Oh no we're in an oven!" and the other muffin shouts back:
"Holy shit, a talking muffin!!"

Hihi. Nauran. =D Mikeyn vitsit <3


A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Mitä vittua? En tajua D: mitä ihmettä :

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D Guy walks into a bar and says "ouch". Siis whattafrank =D I just dont get it. Someone explain that to me. D= Nyt pitää sanoo Mikeylle että selittää =D


Gerard: We ran that thing into the ground like all the way to the end.
Leah(vj): Do you still have it?
Frank&Gerard: No, it caught on fire.
Leah(vj): It caught on fire?
Frank: Like a phoenix.
Gerard: Ya like a phoenix.
Leah(vj):How did that happen?
Gerard: We don't even know.
Frank: Uh the heat thing got taken out.
Gerard: Oh ya somebody removed this piece of the van that they weren't supposed to, somebody who is a mechanic, and the van caught on fire.
Ray: And the guy's still a mechanic.

Hihi. Nyt hajos. =D


Gerard: "HA HA MIKEY GOT SHOT!"
(making of the ghost of you)

Jookivamoi. Reilugee kokoontuu taas. D:


Steven: so, uhh where is the rest of the band?
Frank and Gerard: bob is with his family in chicago..
Ray: yea..
Steven: and Mikey??
Ray: Mikeys on a plane somewhere....
Gerard: hahahaha, mikey's still on tour
Steven: you left him on tour?!
Frank: yea, no one told him it was over yet...

Haha, nauran taas. Poor Mikey :''D


*Mikey and Bob walk over to camera man*

Bob: Hey can i hold that while u interview mikey?(he's talking about the big microphone thingy)
Bob: Mikey how are u feeling?
Mikey: I'm feeling pretty damn good.
*Bob hits Mikey with microphone*
Bob: Hey this is fun.
Mikey: Yeah I'm sure, if you're hitting me with it.

Hihii, muistan ton. =D Bobkivaa. <3


Gerard: Marc Webb is the best. We love Marc and he makes awesome videos--
Frank: He's a good kisser too.
Gerard: *big smile* Yes, a VERY good kisser.
Frank: *makes kissy face*

Hihi, muistan tonkin. Oh my Gee, kimppakivaa !


Marianela: So there were like... makeup wars or something?
Gerard: Yea, kinda.. we were like "hey do you have any eyeliner?" or "have any powder I can borrow?" kinda like knocking on doors and stuff
Steven: So someone stole your stuff? there was a theif?
Frank&Gerard: I think it was Mikey...
Gerard: Yea i think it was mikey cause he would take James's eyeliner..
Frank: Yea, he would like take it...then misplace it then he would deny it and be like "what are you talking about? i didnt take it.."
Steven: HAHA!
Marianela: Mikey we are on to you!

Oh my Gee. Mikey on pahis, joku kauhee eyelinerthief =D


Frank: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No I think it's a sharpie mark.
Fran: It is a bug
Fan 2: no actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frank: That's gross. *circles bug and writes "eww" on paper*

Awwww =D ihana. Hihi.


Steven: Yes, we have a suprise for you (talking to contest winner)... especially Frankie.
Frank: *unbottons shirt*
Steven: *makes stripper music*
Frank: *takes off shirt to reveal another shirt...the winning shirt)* *grins*
audience: *claps*
Frank-:*begins to take off shirt*
Ray: WOO! KEEP GOING, BABY!
Gerard: *laughs* YEAA!! GO!
Ray and Gerard: *chanting* GO! GO! GO! GO!
Frank: *takes off shirt to reveal ANOTHER shirt*
Steven: KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! WHAT KIND OF A SHOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS?!
everyone: *laughs*
Frank: *gives shirt to winner* Yea, I sweated (is that even a word?) SO much in that *grins* *flicks lint at winner*

Aww tää on kans ihana. =D Oon nähny tosta vaa osan, tohon keep going babyyn asti. Pitäis ettii loputki. =D Hihi. Ja Frerrua ilmassa <3


Interviewer: Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
Interviewer: And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Hihi, the toaster one <3


Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey: I've seen one. I'd run like a girl for sure. They're massive. If you run over one you're fucked. They come in through your windscreen kicking."
Bob: "People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

Hihi. Tyhmiä lapsia =D Okeimoi, en mäkään olis tienny moosen monikkoa mut eri asia =D No oli kuitenki yli kakskymppisii ja kaikkee. Niitten pitäis olla fiksumpia. :

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"Do you wanna fuck me?! *girls scream* I said DO U
WANNA FUCK ME?!?! *girls scream louder* Good! 'Cause
after this concert, I'll fuck every last one of you!!"- Gerard Way

Yhyy, where the hell I was when THIs happened ?? 8<<<


Gerard: *coughing*
Interviewer: you sure your okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay..
Frank: *is laughing*
Gerard: Why are you laughing, Frank?
Frank: You can't just drop singles like that! Who do you think you are? A rapper?
Everyone: *laughs*
Gerard: Did you see the VMA's? Cause Puff Daddy and Maze was there and CONSTANTLY Maze was all like "Welcome back!""Welcome back!" See? Dropping singles constantly "Welcome back!" you know, Puff would say something and then Maze would be all like "Welcome back!" it was awesome.

LATER
Interviewer: So what are you gonna play now?
Gerard: Uhh..
Frank: YO! WELCOME BACK!

:''D hajos. Ja hihii, Gee the rapper. :'D Nah, ei se olis hyvä räppäri.