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En tiedä mitä mä teen,
En sanoja sano jotka mieltäni kuvailee,
En edes tekoja tee,
Jotka minun ajatustani mukailee,
Tule lähemmäs beibi,
Viereeni jää,
Etkö nää että minäkin sua pelkään,
Huomaatko kuinka jään silmiisi kii?

Kun katsot mua silmiin,
Se osuu niin, kuin kynttilän valo ruutikellariin

One day I asked if my Mom could shut down my computer. I told her to press "the big gray switch on the computer." After some time, I phoned her and asked if she shut the machine down, but she replied, saying there wasn't any big gray switch on the keyboard.

Me: "No, Mom, not on the keyboard; it's on the computer."

My Mother: "Computer?"

Me: "Yes, that gray box on the floor."

My Mother: "Ah, the engine!"

Me: "Engine?"

My Mother: "Yes, it's making lots of noise."

Haaste;
1. Avaa paint.
2. Piirrä siihen peikko, itsesi(prinsessana,haltijana tai keijuna), lintu ja puu.
MUTTA, et saa kumittaa kuvasta mitään!!!
3. Lisää piirrustus päiväkirjaasi ja haasta 5 kaveriasi.

ja haastan kaikki ne keitä inspaa tehdä

yo
i know the Muffin Man, i know the Muffin Man
i'm the only one who knows him
knows him, knows him
he lives on my street
yeah
wassup?
oh, hey
muffin man

Tennessee homesick blues running through my head

Seksimatikkaa!

Laske sitä mukaan kun luet. Älä huijaa kattomalla loppua, tää ihan oikeesti toimii! Etene siis kohta kohdalta ja hämmästy!

1. Valitse luku kuinka monta kertaa viikossa haluaisit seksiä.
(Mieluummin enemmän kuin yksi, vähemmän kuitenkin kuin 10)

2. Kerro luku kahdella. (vähän röyhistelyä)

3. Lisää lukuun 5. (sunnuntain kunniaksi)

4. Kerro saamasi luku 50:lla.
*odottelee että saat sen laskimen haettua.....*

5. Jos olet jo viettänyt synttäreitäsi tänä vuonna lisää lukuun 1759, jos et ole, lisää 1758...

6. Nyt vähennä saamastasi luvusta syntymävuotesi. (neljä numeroa)

Nyt sulla pitäis olla kalkulaattorissa (tai päässä) kolmilukuinen numero.


Eka numero on se, kuinka monta kertaa haluisit saada viikossa seksiä. Seuraavat kaksi numeroa ovat yhdessä sun ikä! Toimii!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiO3SIOOc_4

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene

He talks about you in his sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you dont know what he means to me, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene

You say you've never done me wrong you've always treated me right
I know it was dark but not that dark and I'm not that blind

You said that you'd be home tonight somewhere around ten
Well here it is, it's two o'clock and you're still not at home
I think there's something fishy goin' on

I think that I'm a sucker that's swallowing your line
I try to make myself believe that it's all in my mind

A woman needs someone to hold her
Not someone to just lay her down
I want someone I can count on
A cool headed, warm hearted shoulder

Oh, oh, I love you so
Uh, uh, can't let you go
Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no
I need your love tonight
Oh, gee, the way you kiss
Sweedee, too good to miss
Wow-whee, want more of this
I need your love tonight
I've been waiting just for tonight
To do some lovin' and hold you tight
Don't tell me baby you gotta go
I got the hifi high and the lights down low
Hey, now, hear what I say
Oh, wow, you better stay
Pow, pow, don't run away
I need your love tonight