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True Romance (and I quote ;D)Keskiviikko 15.04.2009 21:58

Clifford: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford: It's a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

[Coccotti laughs]

Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

Coccotti: Ohhh!

Clifford: Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!

Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe. [shoots Cliff in the face]

StressmannKeskiviikko 15.04.2009 20:14

Kävin ostaan uuden puvun. Musta tietenki paitaa myöten :).

LihapulliaTiistai 14.04.2009 19:21

Haluun ämpärillisen.

Ps. Tänään ja huomenna vielä yövuoro niin sitten alkais pitkä vapaa. Me likey :)

BomanSunnuntai 12.04.2009 21:13

Oon ollu jo kauan sitä mieltä, että Boman ei saisi puhaltaa yhtään peliä SM- liigassa. Varsinkaan pleijareissa. Jatkuvia virheitä jotka ratkaisee pelejä ja pahimmillaan sarjoja. Uskomaton torspo. Huh huh. Ihan eri peli olis ollu jos Kärppien maali olis hyväksytty. Olisi edes tarkistanut maalin videolta. Kunnon mulkku. Peli nyt 1-2, mutta oikeusmurhana pidän tätä edelleen. Käy miten käy.

Ei mitn tekemistäLauantai 11.04.2009 22:09

Sport saa turpaansa urheilukanavalla ja ykkösellä Avara luonto perhosineen. Rai rai. Tosi raju lauantai. Koneella onneksi ärisee Dimmu Borgir. Josko kävis tekeen drinksun ja menis tupakalle. Pääsis ees saunaan..

ZiibadaabaLauantai 11.04.2009 20:43

Ois kiva käydä Hevimestassa.

DamnLauantai 11.04.2009 00:05

Välillä ei pompi kiekko yhtään.. Tai riippuu oikeastaan siitä kummalta kysytään. Tänään pomppi JYPille. Toiv ylihuomenna pomppis Kärpille. Takkiin tuli. Myönnetään :/

God Is a Sick BastardPerjantai 10.04.2009 15:56

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

Lisää leffoista ^^Perjantai 10.04.2009 02:39

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you men."

Jules is Bad Mother FuckerTorstai 09.04.2009 14:51

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

Ezekiel 25:17