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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: i'm looking for a man named Jesus
Stranger: have you seen him?
You: no,
Stranger: damn
Stranger: he still owns me money
Stranger: owes
Stranger: i was smoking a spliff with my mates the other day
You: okay
Stranger: and suddenly he appeared onto us
Stranger: big bright light and everything
You: okaaay
Stranger: at first i thought i was hallucinating
Stranger: but then Jesus said 'no my child.. i am not an hallucination'
You: :D
Stranger: since i've never heared an hallucination saying that hes not an halluination i kinda figured that therefore i must have seen jesus himself
Stranger: so i believed him, but at the same time wondered why he appeared
Stranger: was he going to take us to heaven?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: he wanted a joint
Stranger: i said it was gonna cost him
Stranger: but he said he dident have any money on him
Stranger: so instead he offered m and my friends eternal salvation nextto his side in heven
Stranger: but since he dude kinda loked dull with his long white ope and his unshaved face i said 'no'
Stranger: so then he offered to suck my dick instead, because ' he was very desperate and reallyi n need of a spliff'
Stranger: at that point i kinda felt sorryfor the wanker and agreed on it that he would pay me back on a later tim
Stranger: we smoked some weed after that and parted from eachother as god aquintances
Stranger: good
Stranger: but he yet to appear to me again in order to pay me back
Stranger: dont think he will thought..
Stranger: though..
Stranger: hat a bitch
You: : o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so... are you muslim?
Stranger: you have a very muslim name
You: no i'm not muslim
Stranger: so you're a christian then?
You: yes
Stranger: could you please contact Jesus then
Stranger: and ask him tht i really really RELLY want my money back?
You: ask yourselvs
Stranger: how
Stranger: whats his number
You: you have to pray ; D
You: no, i don't know
Stranger: i tried dailing 06-1313666 in the past but all i heard on the other end of the line was allot of screaming an teeth gnashing
Stranger: guess it was a wrong number
You: okay
Stranger: but what do you tihnk of the fact that Jesus smokes marrihuna though
You: i don't believe that
Stranger: you're faith is strong
Stranger: pffff very well
Stranger: i admit it
Stranger: It is I satan, father of all lies, that is speaking to you right now
Stranger: does that frighten you?
Stranger: how old are you little girl?
Stranger: tell me my child
Stranger: i can give you anything you want if you join the dark side
Stranger: things lik dolls... jewels... boyfriends... breastenhancement WITHOUT the silliconfilling that tends to pop at high altitude
Stranger: for i am satan
Stranger: youre boring..




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