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no jaa..Maanantai 07.09.2009 23:08

Poika ajaa lujaa moottoripyörällä 180 km/h
Tyttö: Hidasta, mua pelottaa
Poika: Enkä, tää on hauskaa
Tyttö: Eikä ole. Oo kiltti, tää on liian pelottavaa
Poika: Sano mulle sitten, että sä rakastat mua
Tyttö: Hyvä on, mä rakastan sua. Jarruta !
Poika: Ja nyt halaa mua OIKEIN kovaa
*tyttö halaa poikaa*
Poika: Voitko ottaa pois mun kypärän ja laittaa sen sun päähäs? Mä kyllästyin siihen..

Sanomalehdessä seuraavana päivänä:
"Moottoripyörä törmäsi rakennusta vasten jarrujen vian seurauksena.
Samalla hetkellä kyydissä oli kaksi henkilöä, joista vain yksi jäi eloon."

Totta puhuen, matkan puoli välissä poika huomasi jarrujen olevan rikki,
mutta ei halunnut tytön tietävän asiasta. Sen sijaan hän pyysi tyttöä
sanomaan että tämä rakastaa häntä ja halaamaan tätä viimeistä kertaa.
Lisäksi hän käski tytön laittavan kypärän päähän, jotta tyttö jäisi eloon
vaikka tämä merkitsi pojalle kuolemaa.

"Jos sinäkin rakastat jotakuta yhtä paljon - kopioi tämä teksti päiväkirjaasi"

no hahSunnuntai 23.08.2009 02:04

Jos kopioit tämän päiväkirjaasi 15 minuutin sisällä, saat suudelman/halin ihastukseltasi perjantaihin mennessä. Jos et kopioi tätä, ihastuksesi alkaa seurustella bestiksesi kanssa ja sinulla on huono onni rakkaudessa seuraavan 5 vuoden ajan

Nightwish - Over the hills and far awayMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:31

They came for him one winter's night.
Arrested, he was bound.
They said there'd been a robbery,
His pistol had been found.

They marched him to the station house,
He waited for the dawn.
And as they led him to the dock,
He knew that he'd been wronged.
"You stand accused of robbery,"
He heard the bailiff say.
He knew without an alibi,
Tomorrow's light would mourn his freedom.

Over the hills and far away,
For ten long years he'll count the days.
Over the mountains and the seas,
A prisoner's life for him there'll be.

He knew that it would cost him dear,
But yet he dare not say.
Where he had been that fateful night,
A secret it must stay.
He had to fight back tears of rage.
His heart beat like a drum.
For with the wife of his best friend,
He spent his final night of freedom.

Over the hills and far away,
He swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and the seas,
Back in her arms is where he'll be.
Over the hills and far away.

Over the hills and
Over the hills and
Over the hills and far away

Each night within his prison cell,
He looks out through the bars.
He reads the letters that she wrote.
One day he'll know the taste of freedom.

kertosäe:
Over the hills and far away,
She prays he will return one day.
As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
Back in his arms is where she'll be.

Over the hills and far away,
He swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and the seas,
Back in her arms is where he'll be.

kertosäe

Over the hills (over the hills)
Over the hills and far away
(2x)

Nightwish - Wish I had an angelMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:29

kertosäe:
I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

Deep into a dying day
I took a step outside an innocent heart
Prepare to hate me fall when I may
This night will hurt you like never before

kertosäe2:
Old loves they die hard
Old lies they die harder

kertosäe

I'm going down so frail 'n cruel
Drunken disguise changes all the rules

kertosäe2
kertosäe

Greatest thrill
Not to kill
But to have the prize of the night
Hypocrite
Wannabe friend
Thirteenth disciple who betrayed me for nothing

Last dance, first kiss
Your touch my bliss
Beauty always comes with dark thoughts

kertosäe

Nightwish - NemoMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:28

This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass

This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing life line

kertosäe:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything

My flower, withered between the pages two and three
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins
Walk the dark path, sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name

kertosäe

kertosäe2:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore

Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go

kertosäe

kertosäe2

My name forevermore

Nightwish - Sleeping sunMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:28

The sun is sleeping quietly
Once upon a century
Wistful oceans calm and red
Ardent caresses laid to rest

For my dreams I hold my life
For wishes I behold my night
The truth at the end of time
Losing faith makes a crime

kertosäe:
I wish for this night-time
To last for a lifetime
The darkness around me
Shores of a solar sea
Oh how I wish to go down with the sun
Sleeping, weeping with you

Sorrow has a human heart
From my god it will depart
I'd sail before a thousand moons
Never finding where to go

Two hundred twenty-two days of light
Will be desired by a night
A moment for the poet's play
Until there's nothing left to say

kertosäe (2x)

Nightwish - EvaMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:27

6:30 winter morn
Snow keeps falling, silent dawn
A rose by any other name
Eva leaves her swanbrook home
A kindest heart which always made
Me ashamed of my own
She walks alone but not without her name

kertosäe:
Eva flies away
Dreams the world far away
In this cruel children's game
There's no friend to call her name
Eva sails away
Dreams the world far away
The good in her will be my sunflower field

Mocked by man to depths of shame
Little girl with life ahead
For a memory of one kind word
She would stay among the beasts
Time for one more daring dream
Before her escape, edenbeam
We kill with her own loving heart

kertosäe (2x)

Nightwish - The islanderMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:26

An old man by a seashore
At the end of day
Gazes the horizon
With seawinds in his face
Tempest-tossed island
Seasons all the same
Anchorage unpainted
And a ship without a name

Sea without a shore for the banished one unheard
He lightens the beacon, light at the end of world
Showing the way lighting hope in their hearts
The ones on their travels homeward from afar

kertosäe:
This is for long-forgotten
Light at the end of the world
Horizon crying
The tears he left behind long ago

The albatross is flying
Making him daydream
The time before he became
One of the world's unseen
Princess in the tower
Children in the fields
Life gave him it all:
An island of the universe

Now his love's a memory
A ghost in the fog
He sets the sails one last time
Saying farewell to the world
Anchor to the water
Seabed far below
Grass still in his feet
And a smile beneath his brow

kertosäe

So long ago (2x)

kertosäe

So long ago

Nightwish - Bye bye beautifulMaanantai 17.08.2009 22:25

Finally the hills are without eyes
They are tired of painting a dead man's face red
With their own blood

They used to love having so much to lose
Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins

kertosäe:
Did you ever hear what I told you
Did you ever read what I wrote you
Did you ever listen to what we played
Did you ever let in what the world said
Did we get this far just to feel your hate
Did we play to become only pawns in the game
How blind can you be, don't you see
You chose the long road but we'll be waiting

Bye bye beautiful (2x)

Jacob's ghost for the girl in white
Blindfold for the blind
Dead siblings walking the dying earth

Noose around a choking heart
Eternity torn apart
Slow toll now the funeral bells

”I need to die to feel alive”

kertosäe

Bye bye beautiful (4x)

It's not the tree that forsakes the flower
But the flower that forsakes the tree
Someday I'll learn to love these scars
Still fresh from the red-hot blade of your words

...How blind can you be, don't you see... (3x)
...that the gambler lost all he does not have...

kertosäe

Bye bye beautiful (4x)

Tehosekoitin - Hetken tie on kevytSunnuntai 16.08.2009 18:53

Mä tunnen sinut pikkusisko
Me vaikka vasta kohdattiin
Niin monin kasvoin ennenkin
Sä vierelläni maannut oot

Takkuiset hiukset rinnoillasi
Aamuyön utu silmissä
Kuin lihaksi ois tulleet
Kasteiset niityt, unen laaksot

kertosäe:
Kun yössä yksin vaeltaa
Voi kaltaisensa kohdata
Ja hetken tie on kevyt kaksin kulkea
Ei etäisyys, ei vuodetkaan
Ei mikään meitä erota
Kun hetken vain sut pitää saan
Ja unohtaa

Kun unessasi pikkusisko
Kuupurrellasi purjehdit
Ja aamutähti otsalla
Astelet yön laitoja

Sateiset saaret lännen äären
Kirsikankukat Japanin
Niin etelä ja pohjoinen
Kaikki meitä varten on

kertosäe

Ikuisuus, yksi huokaus vain
Yksi yö kuin koko elämä
Tuoksussasi keväät tuhannet

Ei etäisyys, ei vuodetkaan
Ei mikään meitä erota
Ja hetken tie on kevyt kaksin kulkea.