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Tyttö menee poikaystävänsä kanssa baariin. Kun tulee tytön vuoro tarjota kierros, hän kertoo pojalle, että on kuullut uudesta drinkistä, mitä tämän on ihan pakko testata. Tyttö tuo itselleen oluen ja pojalle kaksi lasia: toisessa Bailey'sia ja toisessa limettimehua.

Tyttö opastaa: "Kippaa Bailey's huiviin, älä niele, ja hörppää sitten limettimehu siihen sekaan."

Poika katsoo tyttöä aavistuksen epäilevästi, mutta koska tämä on niin innoissaan uudesta drinkistä, poika päättää testata.

Ensin Bailey's: Ihanan pehmeä, kermainen, lämmin tunne suussa.
Sitten poika huikkaa limemehun.

0.1 sekuntia: Baileysin kerma juoksettuu kokkeliksi.
0.3 sekuntia: Pojan naaman väri vaihtuu vihertäväksi kuin limetti.
0.6 sekuntia: Poika välttää yökkäämisen ja onnistuu nielemään moskan.
1.5 sekuntia: Tyttö kuiskaa pojan korvaan: "Sen nimi on Suihinottokosto."

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's Back alright

Oh my God we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the flavor show you how
I've gotta question for ya
Better answer now

Pre chorus:
Am I original?
(yeah)
Am I the only one?
(yeah)
Am I sexual?
(yeah)
Am I everything you need?
You better rock you body now

Chorus

Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause we've got it goin' on again

Pre-chorus
Chorus

So everybody, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
Gonna tell the world, make it understand
As long as there'll be music we'll be coming back again

Chorus

söin yhen kalapuikon liikaa ja nyt oon putkas

I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
All knocked out you know. in a way
I serve too many masters.
We didnt know youd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. and youd do it too, youre that kind of dude.
But you wouldnt know what you were doing because
I didnt, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
To fuck.
Im serving too many fucking masters.