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jes.Lauantai 18.04.2009 20:51

Hei, äiti ja isä, sekä naapurin pedofiili.
Haluan ilmoittaa, että voitin lotossa ja aion muuttaa mahdollisimman kauas teistä, vaikka olenkin vielä itseään myyvä bitch. Lottorahat sijoitan johonkin, mistä ette edes unissanne haluaisi tietää, sekä upeaan ja kalliiseen kimmeltelevään dildokokoelmaan. Kuitenkin on tehtävä selväksi, että haluan teidät kylään kerran kymmenessä vuodessa, jos sitäkään, siis sori vaan.
Minä olen hyvin kännissä tällä hetkellä. Tämä ei voi olla totta!
Ainiin, löysin viinapullon, sillä on varmasti paljon käyttöä tulevaisuudessa! Älkää siis huolestuko, jos teidän kenkäharjanne katosi myös.
Ehdinkö muuten koskaan masentuneena kertoa, että koiramme sperma on vaaleanpunaista? Toivottavasti ei tullut yllätyksenä!
Buenos Dias, köyhät paskat!
Rakkaudella kehitysvammainen lapsenne Juli.
PS. Halusin vielä kertoa, että äiti, kerro siitä, ettet halua olla posliini.

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 18.04.2009 20:45



KESÄ 2009

KUMPI?

Vadelma vai mansikka? - hedelmän mansikka mut esim jäätelös vadelma
Jäätelö vai karkki? - molemmat
Pyörä vai mopo? - molemmat kelpaa :D
Järvi, meri vai uima-allas? - kaikkikäy
Limsa vai mehu? - ihasama
Uudet vai vanhat perunat? - uudet
Shortsit vai minihame? - mieluite ei kumpikaa
Toppi vai t-paita? - molemmat
Kesäkuu vai heinäkuu? - heinäkuu
Rusketusrajat vai ei? - rusketus
Tikkataulu vai pelikortit? - ihasama
Vaalea vai tumma? -aimikä
20°C vai 30°C? - 30
Varjossa vai auringossa? - auringos

KYSYMYKSIÄ

- Paras jäätelö maku? - suklaarouhe
- Onko teillä kesämökki? - ju
- Paras kesäruoka? - uuet perunat ja se yks hyytelölihahomma :D
- Paras aika päivästä mennä rannalle? - kahetoist jälkee
- Onko jokin asia mikä ärsyttää kesässä? - hyttyset ja paarmat

1. Mitä odotat kesältä 2009 ja miksi?
- juhannus,kaverit,kaikki muu kiva

2. Aiotko olla töissä? Miksi, miksi et?
- en koska en pääse mihikää -...-

3. Mikä on parasta kesässä?
- aurinko ja lämmin LOMA

4. Mikä on huonointa kesässä?
- ötökät ja käärmeet ynnämuut

5. Kerro jokin kesälomasuunnitelmasi.
- koira kesäkuun alus ja sit joskus hesaa :)

6. Kerro, millainen olisi unelmakesäsi.
- no et vois olla vaik pariviikkoo töis ja sais sellai iha hyvi rahaa ja sit belgiaa kaheks viikoks 8)

7. Kerro toiveesi kesän keskilämpötilasta?
- 23-30

8. Mainitse jokin kesätapahtuma/festari, minne olisi tarkoitus/haluaisit mennä.
-no kaikki ankat ja ruissit jne

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 18.04.2009 17:42

Kuinka vanhaksi arvioisit minua käyttäytymiseni, pukeutumiseni ja ulkonäköni perusteella? Kopioi tämä omaan blogiisi, niin näet kuinka vanhaksi sinua luullaan.

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 17.04.2009 21:01

jes

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 17.04.2009 16:12



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[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 05.04.2009 16:38



For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
IÂ’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
IÂ’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (also including reading/writing/drawing)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
IÂ’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
IÂ’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
IÂ’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
IÂ’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
IÂ’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangarooÂ’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
IÂ’m GAY so IÂ’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I donÂ’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 28.03.2009 15:16

mhahahaahaha kuka kävikii eile kattoo sen ihmissusi ja sit viel tassokses syömäs?:p
oli muute iha helvetin hyvi tehty ne kaikki jutut siin näytelmäs,iha uskomaton,ja oli kyl hyvä :) ja hyvää musiikkii.Nirvanaa,Marilyn Mansonii ja Nightwish.
kannatti mennä kattoo kyl.

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 28.03.2009 14:17

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 22.03.2009 19:02

kettufake perkele :--D

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 21.03.2009 16:00

Kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla jonka jälkeen lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi jotta voin kuvailla sinua !

PS.MIUL ON VIERASLISTA BUSTED