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Sebastian Vettel facts
❖ Sebastian Vettel got his driver license when he was 16. 16 seconds.

❖ Sebastian Vettel doesnÂ’t drive at the speed of light, he drives at the speed of Vettel.

❖ By saying nobodyÂ’s perfect youÂ’re offending Sebastian Vettel.

❖ The first can of Red Bull was sold in the same year as Vettel was born – 1987.

❖ When Sebastian Vettel is driving in the rain, he isnÂ’t getting wet. The waterÂ’s getting vet.

❖ They say looking at the Sun for too long can make you blind. Only those who never saw Sebastian Vettel smiling say so.

❖ If Sebastian Vettel insured his Finger, itÂ’d be worth 50 times more than J. LoÂ’s ass.

❖ Awful —> Bad —> Okay —> Good —> Awesome —> Perfect —> Sebastian Vettel x).

❖ The best F1 drivers are aimed at winning races. Sebastian Vettel is aimed at winning championships.

❖ In fact, Sebastian Vettel is an android made by Adrian Newey to be in keeping with the extremely fast cars he designs.

❖ When Sebi smiles, the world smiles with him!

❖ Sebastian Vettel has UK shoe size 7.5 or, for Europeans, shoe size 41.

❖ Seb knows Aussies have different rules see, they take overtaking literally. They OVERtake!

❖ The speed of light was instituted because Sebastian Vettel didnÂ’t want get winded outrunning it. He hates to sweat.

❖ If Sebastian Vettel needs to use the word ‘observatatingÂ’ they better include it to the new edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBSpgYxvakY)

❖ In a shooting range Sebastian Vettel doesnÂ’t need any weapon as he can use his finger and hit the targets by yelling ‘Bang!!Â’.

❖ While the RBR stuff was making boats from Red Bull cans, Sebastian Vettel got a full-sized racing boat Newey made just for the fun of it.

❖ Once Dietrich Mateschitz has bought all the other F1 teams, Sebastian Vettel will be named the champion before the season starts.

❖ On 14th November,Sebastian Vettel has become the F1 World Champion 2010 and the youngest F1 World Champion in the history of the sport.

❖ Sebastian Vettel is highly concerned about his fitness, just try offering him a piece of cake and he will smear it on your face.

❖ Sebastian Vettel is the driver who has risen from the ranks of Baby-Schumi and Crash-Kid to Super Seb and Formula 1 World Champion.

❖ KERS was brought back in 2011 in attempt to help the other cars come up with Sebastian VettelÂ’s. It didnÂ’t work out, obviously.

❖ If life gives Sebastian Vettel a lemon, the RBR team make Red Bull out of it for him.

❖ Sebastian Vettel only got KERS on his car so as not to scare people anymore being tremendously quick without it.

❖ As Sebastian Vettel let Lewis Hamilton win in China, the latter cried out of happiness and said itÂ’d been one of the best races of his life.

❖ Every F1 driver drives as fast as he can. Sebastian Vettel drives as fast as he wants.

❖ No other F1 driver has the adjective ‘adorableÂ’ used together with his name as much as Sebastian Vettel does.

❖ No Magic Paddle can beat Sebastian VettelÂ’s Magic Finger.

❖ Sebastian Vettel becomes the first driver since Mika Häkkinen in 1999 to register 4 successive poles in the first 4 races of the F1 season.

❖ When Sebastian Vettel takes another pole, he just smiles modestly and ticks it off the list.

❖ In F1 there are 24 drivers, hundreds of personnel, months of time and millions of dollars the teams spend and one Sebastian Vettel to win.

❖ Sebastian VettelÂ’s smile can melt carbon fibre and his mating call is a V10 at 18,000 RPM.

❖ Sebastian Vettel must be the only driver whose trainer and team-chef have got their own fan-clubs.

❖ Current regulations make it hardly possible to beat Sebastian Vettel.

❖ Sebastian Vettel became a World Champion BEFORE he first became the DriversÂ’ Championship leader.

❖ Red Bull gives you wings. Sebastian Vettel gives Red Bull wings.

❖ Red Bull gives Sebastian Vettel wings and in return he gives them wins.

❖ If you google ‘Sebastian Vettel winsÂ’, you will get about 9,480,000 results in 0.25 seconds.

(Via @SebiFacts & @redbullfan on twitter. http://twitter.com/SebiFacts)

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Webber otti Alonson matkustajaksi Red Bull -autoonsa sen jälkeen, kun Alonso joutui pysäyttämään Ferrarinsa jäähdyttelykierrokselle.

- Taksi oli siellä valmiina Markin kanssa ja tulin sillä varikolle. En tiedä, miten hän tiesi autoni pysähtyneen, mutta hän käski minua hyppäämään kyytiin ja minä sanoi "okei, mennään sitten hitaasti", Alonso kertoo.

Webber ei kuitenkaan ajanut hitaasti.

- Hän ajoi nelosvaihteella. Olin varsin peloissani. Kosketin hänen kypäräänsä ja sanoin "c'mon, minun täytyy ajaa kilpaa ensi viikonloppuna", Alonso kertoi.

"Kimi, onko sinulla mitään harrastuksia? - Kyllä, keräilen pähkinöitä."

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