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Pharaoh, Pharaoh
Your foolishness forces me to sing
I shall have both your throne
And your Millennium Ring

Listen limey
I don't think you understand a thing
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the king

(I'm handsome)
Good to be the king
(I'm handsome)
Good to be the king
(I'm handsome)
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the king

Just because you have
A sexy scar upon your face
You think you've got the right
To command the Egyptian Race

To stand against the Pharaoh
Is a fight you're bound to lose
To beat you I don't need my pants
Or even leather shoes

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I stopped caring hours ago
Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

What do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

By the way
You slaughtering my home
Even if it was your father
Made my rage grow faster
Made me a right bastard
You might be the Pharaoh
But now I'm the Dungeon Master
Bringing a disaster
Pardon all my laughter
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Not for nothing
But your nonsense is kind of a bore
I was more intimidated
By those guys from season four

Sometimes I wonder who you think
That you are fooling
I summon my Egyptian Gods
Cause we'll be duelling

(Slifer!)

We'll be duelling

(Ra!)

We'll be duelling

(Obelisk!)

So summon all your monster cards
Cause we'll be duelling

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I stopped caring hours ago
Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
We stopped caring hours ago
Who in the hell picks a fight with the Pharaoh?

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

What do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

My Pharaoh's Throne
M-M-My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

My Pharaoh's Throne
M-M-My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnczksTB4us



Dan Green
Real name, no gimmicks!

Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Oooooooh.


Guess who's back?
Back again!
Yugi's back!
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Brains brains brains!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
In America!

I've summoned a monster!
Cuz nobody wants to see Yugi no more
They want Yami, I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want Yami this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of yaoi fanart of Yami Bakura
Some card games that drag on and on duller
than the crap on those poor saps' TeamFourStar's channel
or the gasps in their fanbase when they lose a rating
or the gaps in their schedule when they're not updating! (HEY!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, it's time to duel, and cards need trading
You may think the dubs are mistranslating
But the guys who fansub are masturbating
So 4KidsTV won't let me be
Or let me be me
So let me see
They tried to switch me out with Dragonball Z
But it feels so empty without me so
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged burned like a bridge
Got banned, you worried a smidge and raided the fridge
But don't panic, 'cause this s**t's about to get manic,
I just shuffled all my trading cards, F*** YOU MARIK!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

LittleKuriboh; the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh
Embarrassed his parents don't listen to Devo
He starts crying at Finding Nemo
Then he makes a lameo video and everyone yells WHOA!
A visionary, his fangirls are scary
A YouTube revolution, otakus are wary
A rebel, so lemme just revel and boast
In the fact that I got everyone stealing my jokes
And it's a low-blow, such a cacophony
For you to steal so damn much from my show, don't copy me!
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
We got screwed by Revver, blew the budget now we're gonna
Begin again, start from scratch and completely
Regain all our subscribers, update the show weekly
No protesting, just like you're all requesting,
With all the quotes HeavyDDR's detesting
(Testing! Attention Duelists!)
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Lanipator claims I have animosity
You know what I think? "Who the hell is he?!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me


Abridge this Abridge that, it's become the new fad
It's a shame that most of the results turn out so bad
Yo Sephirex, quit makin' fun of GX
It's better than most of your video train wrecks
And Kaiser, man, you're none the wiser
Your series is about as funny as Rob schneider
Vegeta and Masako, you guys should just let go, it's over.
Nobody watches Naruto
Now farewell
Go abridge some Zatch Bell!
Or post on your blog while listening to Soft Cell
This show's been greater than Ghost In The Shell
Ever since CurtDogg turned it into a nutshell
But sometimes it's all the same
Everybody only wants to call us lame
So this must mean LK's to blame
Cause it's not me, I'm king of games
And while he's not the first one to fandub Yugi
He is the first one that's not a newbie

To make the show seem kinda funny
Though it doesn't make him any money
(HEY!)
There's a concept that's broke!
Twenty million other users steal his jokes
But no matter how many imitate LK
It won't change the fact that he's here to stay


Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

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Cards!