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Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv
Even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.

Get up! Jump with the boom
Zombie slide up out ya tomb
Can u fuck it up like us? can u freak the moves that we bust?!
Get up jump with the bang
Zombie slide and do your thang
Can u fuck it up like us?

"Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you"

[Chorus 1]
You know who you fucking with?
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wicked clowns [x2]

[Chorus 2]
Wicked clowns [x4]
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clowns [x8]
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clowns [x4]

[1st Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
As I walked through River Rouge, I saw this man
He was covered he was buttered snatched his jewelry and ran
I cought up with Nate and said, "I think It's worth a grand"
He smiled and he giggled and he shook my hand
His hand was going down handed me money so I'm giddy
The fucking snake was cruel, all they gave was $7.50 (What?)
My mamma threw me out I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten, I starve and I call
Saw my teacher Miss Elena up in Weatherton mall
I broke into her Docson, and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch them put my shank to her neck
She offered her car keys, cried and said, "Please!"
She promised not to tell and give me A's and B's
I said, "I want your money, bitch, and all I can sell" (Now)
I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I new she was a snitch, so I cut off her tongue
Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run, I'm an assassin!

[Chorus 2]
[Chorus 1]

[2nd Verse - Violent J]
My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
Hypocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
And heard the demon screaming as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
I saw a fine hitchiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said, "Thanks," I said, "No thang," and she got inside
Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packing an erection
I'm staring with my dick I'm like 'look,' with direction
Made it to her app. she got out and said, "See ya"
"Yo babe like won't you chill and help me kill this 2-liter?"(Baby)
Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it, this shit was absurd!
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fucking nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and said
"So when am I getting paid?" WHAT BITCH?!?!
First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
Choppin' and choppin' they said, "J, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
I'm an assassin, hahahaha, a motherfucking assassin, eeeaahhhh, AN ASSASSIN!

[Chorus 2]
A fucking assasin
Ah, an assassin
A motherfucking assassin
An assassin
Assassin

People say I talk to much
I don't care I talk to much
Momma say I failed in life
I don't care I failed in life
Daddy says I drink to much
I don't care I drink to much
People say i'm headed nowhere
And I don't fuckin' care
Jimmy Johnsons gonne die
Sarah Suzies gonna die
Everybody Dyin' slow
I don't give a fuck though
I'm always short like $50 bucks
I couldn't give 50 fucks
I could really use some help
You can go and fuck yourself

Everybody's gonna die, terror fallin' from the sky
Mothers wit' they children cry, and I could give a fuck why

They say you'll never walk again
Well plug the Sega in
I think somebody stole my truck
Tell someone who gives a fuck

My entire World is falling, entire World is falling- Repeat twice

How much do they charge in there?
Wait a minute, I don't care
Ima shoot you in the face
I'll tell ya how the bullets taste
Critics say you imitate
I don't give a fuck-u-late
50 million people dyin
Aww...i'm cryin (tounge sound)
You tell me all the things you saw
As if i give a fuck at all
You see me sittin' in the chair
Yet I aint even here
Everything your sayin' to me (sshhhh)
Go right through me
If I was to pick it up
I'd hafta give a fuck (and I don't)

I don't care nothing 'bout you
I can't do nothing 'bout it
I can't do nothing for ya
I don't care nothing 'bout you

Rain Forest burning down
Fulla Riots all around
I'm inside like "fuck'em all"
"What's the Main Event on Raw?"
Poison, Mad Cow Disease
"Can I get that wit' double cheese?"
STD's steady spreadin'
Bare-back up in this Neden (I don't care!)

My entire World is falling, entire World is falling- Repeat twice

I don't care nothing 'bout you
I can't do nothing 'bout it
I can't do nothing for ya
I don't care nothing 'bout you

[talking]
"Everyday when I wake up, all I really wanna do is die
And go to the next phase where flesh and bodies consumed,
that's all I give a fuck about"

Everyone is gonna die
Fuck I aint affraid to die
Come on shoot me in the eye
Do it, see if I survive
Give it to me point blank
Bet it won't (*gun shot*) "did you hit'em?"
"yes, and I don't give a fuck less!"

Carefull it's a dark night
Give your money or your life
Take'em both for all I care
Dump your bullets right here! (c'mon)
The Eviction note is on the door
I think they're crawling on the floor
ask me did i ever care.....nah

My entire World is falling, entire World is falling
My entire World is falling, entire World is falling
My entire World is falling, entire World is falling

I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care,
I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care (echo)

I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe

My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk
me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

[CHORUS 2X]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs
me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry
me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]

My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump
me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump

[CHORUS 2X]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

[INTERLUDE]
Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see
Don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why
Did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them
Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way
Look into the moon's beam, can't you fathom what it's seen
Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck
Why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skys
Ain't no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes

My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head
me and my axe will make your white shirt red
My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave
me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave

[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]

My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees
me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

[CHORUS]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swi-hu-hing
chop chop chop
swi-ing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing-a-ling-ling
chop chop chop
swi-hi-hing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing-a-ling-a-ling
chop chop chop
swing-a-ling-a-ling
chop chop chop