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Men Rules
We always hear "women rules". So now once the rules of the male side. And ... everything is rule number 1.


These are our rules:
1. Boobs are to look at and thatÂ’s why we do it. DonÂ’t try to change that, rather co-operate a little. Put on a tight sweater or something.

1. Learn to handle to the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it stands up, you can put it down. We want it up, you want him down. You donÂ’t hear us complain when it is down.

1. Sunday = sports. Like full moon or the tides. Let it be!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And there is NO way we are ever going to think about differently.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask what you want. Let us know clear: --
Subtle hints do not work! - Strong hints do not work! --
Obvious hints do not work! - JUST SAY IT!



1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable
Answers to all questions actually.
1. Come to us with problems that you really want to see solved. That is what we do. For sympathy and for shit you have your friends.
1. A headache of 17 months is a problem. Go to a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is not negotiable anymore. In fact, all comments expire after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat you will probably be. DonÂ’t ask us.


1. Everything we say can go 2 ways. And if one side makes you mad or angry, we mean of course the other side.
1. Or you tell us what to do. Or you tell us how we should do it. Not both! And if you know it better yourself, do it yourself.
1. If you have something to say, do it during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus found his own way .. We do too.
1. If it itches, then we scratch. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will pretend it is nothing. We know that you are lying, but it is not worth discussion. DonÂ’t start complaining afterwards that weÂ’re not paying attention to it..!


1. If you ask a question you donÂ’t want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
1. And if we go somewhere .... true: Everything suits you. Really.
1. Do not ask us what we think, unless you are willing to talk about: Sex, Sport, or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes. A typical 3rd-world village would be jealous ...
1. You have too many shoes. The Shoestore is jealous of you.
1. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you wanted to read it. I know, I must sleep on the couch tonight. But you know, we men donÂ’t even mind it that much. It's just like camping.