IRC-Galleria

1. Äidit opettavat kuinka TYÖT TEHDÄÄN SIISTISTI:
"Jos te perkeleet aiotte tappaa toisenne, menkää ulos! Sain just
siivottua!"
2. Äidit opettavat USKONTOA:
"Sun on parasta rukoilla että tämä tahra lähtee tästä matosta!"
3. Äidit opettavat LOGIIKKAA:
"Se on niin, koska minä sanon niin!" ja
"Jos putoat siitä keinusta ja katkaiset niskasi, et pääse kanssani
kauppaan!"
4. Äidit opettavat SELVÄNNÄKEMISTÄ:
"Vaihda puhtaat alushousut, ei tiedä vaikka joudut onnettomuuteen!"
5. Äidit opettavat IRONIAA:
"Naurappa vielä vähän aikaa, niin annan sulle syyn itkeä!!"
6. Äidit opettavat asioita NÄLÄNHÄDÄSTÄ:
"Suu kiinni ja syö se lautanen tyhjäksi!"
7. Äidit opettavat AKROBATIAA:
"Kato nyt mitä sontaa sulla on niskassa!"
8.Äidit opettavat HILLITTYÄ KÄYTÖSTÄ:
"Istut siinä hiljaa ja liikkumatta, kunnes ruoka on valmista!"
9. Äidit opettavat LUONNONMULLISTUKSISTA:
"Ihan kuin pyörremyrsky olisi sekottanu huoneesi!"
10. Äidit opettavat TALOUSASIOISTA:
"Jos et nyt lopeta niin sut myydään mustalaisille!"
11. Äidit opettavat PITKÄJÄNTEISYYTTÄ:
"Istut siinä niin kauan kunnes kaikki herneet on syöty."
12. Äidit opettavat KÄRSIVÄLLISYYTTÄ:
"Odotahan kun päästään kotiin!"
13. Äidit opettavat GENETIIKKAA:
"Olet ihan kuin isäsi!"
14. Äidit opettavat IÄN TUOMAA VIISAUTTA:
"Kun olet minun ikäiseni, ymmärrät kyllä!"

Silloin kun tyttö on hiljaa ... Hän ajattelee miljoonia asioita.
- Silloin kun tyttö ei väittele vastaan ... Hän ajattelee syvästi.
- Silloin kun tyttö katsoo sinua silmät täynnä kysymyksiä ... Hän ajattelee kauanko olet hänen vieressä.
- Silloin kun tyttö vastaa parin sekunnin kuluttua että olisi kunnossa ... Hän ei ole.
- Silloin kun tyttö tuijottaa sinua ... Hän ihmettelee miksi valehtelet.
- Silloin kun tyttö makaa rintasi päällä ... Hän toivoo että olisit hänen ikuisesti.
- Silloin kun tyttö haluaa nähdä sinut joka päivä... Hän haluaa että hemmottelisit häntä.
- Silloin kun tyttö sanoo ' Rakastan sinua ' ... Hän tarkoittaa sitä.
- Silloin kun tyttö sanoo ' Minulla on ikävä ' ... Yksikään ihminen tässä maailmassa ei kaipaisi sinua yhtä paljon.

♥ Suudelma vatsaan = "tule suihkuun kanssani"
♥ Suudelma otsalle = "Olet ikuisesti minun"
♥ Suudelma korvaan ="Olen kiimainen"
♥ Suudelma poskelle = "Olemme kavereita"
♥ Suudelma käteen = "Palvon sinua"
♥ Suudelma kaulalle = "Me kuulumme yhteen"
♥ Suudelma olkapäälle = "Haluan sinut"
♥ Suudelma huulille = "Rakastan sinua" tai "haluan sinut"
♥ Pitää kädestä = "Voimme oppia rakastamaan toisiamme"

♥ Läppäistä perseelle = "Tuo on minun"
♥ Leikkiä korvan kanssa = "En voi elää ilman sinua"
♥ Pidellä tiukasti = "Älä päästä irti"
♥ Katsoa silmiin = "Älä päästä irti"
♥ Leikkiä hiuksilla = "Sano että rakastat minua"
♥ Kädet lantioilla ="Rakastan liikaa päästääkseni irti"
♥ Nauraa vaikka suutelee = "Olen täysin rento kanssasi"

♥ Neuvo -
Älä kysy suudelmaa, vaan tee itse.
Jos ajattelit jotakuta samaan aikaa kun luit tätä,
Olet varmasti rakastunut

♥ Koskaan ei saa olla liian rakastunut, jos rakas katoaa elämästä häntä ei voi unohtaa.
♥ Jos et kopio tätä päiväkirjaasi minuutin sisällä, se jota ajattelit lukiessasi tätä unohtaa sinut.

Tiedät tulleesi äidiksi tai isäksi, kun..

-Lähteminen päiväksi pois kotoa tuntuu etukäteen yhtä hankalalta kuin olisit aikeissa ylittää Saharan
-Koko maailma vaikuttaa surmanloukulta varomattomalle lapselle.
-Eri puolilla maapalloa lapsille sattuvat tragediat käyvät suoraan sydämeen.
-Pyyhit tyynesti maitopulautusta parhaalta mekoltasi sanoen "kas niin, nyt kullanmurulle tuli paljon parempi olo".
-Autosta nouseminen kestää kymmenen minuuttia.
-Näyteikkunoiden viimeistä muotia olevat vaatteet ja kengät eivät kiinnosta, mutta söpöt nallet ja puput vetävät magneetin tavoin puoleensa.
-Opit, että pikkulapsi vie vuoteesta tilaa yhdeksän kymmenesosaa, oli vuode minkä kokoinen tahansa.
-Opit olemaan yllättävän lahjakas matkimaan eläinten ääniä.
-Pesukone pyörii lakkaamatta.
-Pienen pieni hammasharja nököttää omasi vieressä.

Kerron mitkä viisi tavaraa (ei asiat, eikä ihmiset) minulle on tärkeimpiä kun saan tämän haasteen. Tämän jälkeen valitsen seuraavat viisi ihmistä, jotka haastan tekemään saman perästä. Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä. Ilmoitan ne viisi henkilöä haasteen lopuksi ja käyn ilmoittamassa haasteesta heidän kommenttilaatikkoihinsa.
1.Puhelin
2.Sormukset
3.Silmälasit [en näe muuten mitään :D]
4.Kaulakoruni
5.Kahvinkeitin [ilman kahvia ei voi elää!!! :D]

Haastan: Susmiliinin, ^Heka^:n, [Nimetön,Tenshi^:n ja DragonDreamin :)

Kaksi vauvaa istui pinnasängyissään, ja toinen huusi toiselle,
"Hei oleksää pieni tyttö vai pieni poika ?"

"Emmää vaan tierä," toinen vauva vastasi kikattaen.

"Mitä sää oikei tarkotat, ettet sä tierä?" ensimmäinen vauva sanoi.
"Mää tarkotan etten mää tierä mistä sen oikein voi erottaa,"
Vastasi toinen vauvoista.

"Mää tierän" sanoi ensimmäinen vauva ylpeänä, "Mää kiipeän sun
sänkyys ja tarkastan."

Hän onnistui kuin onnistuikin kiipeämään toisen vauvan pinnasänkyyn,
sitten hän nopeasti katosi peiton alle. Parin minuutin kuluttua hän tuli
takaisin näkyviin leveä virnistys kasvoillaan.

"Sää olet pikkuinen tyttö, ja mää olen pikkuinen poika," hän sanoi
ylpeänä.

"Sää olet aina niin älykäs," imarteli tyttövauva, "mut mistä sää
oikein tierät?"

"Se on oikeesti ihan helppoa," vastasi poikavauva, "sulla on
vaaleanpunaiset sukat ja mulla on siniset."

JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEEN LUKITTUNA 24 TUNNIKSI JA SAISIT TEHDÄ KANSSANI IHAN MITÄ VAIN, MITÄ TEKISIT? JÄTÄ KOMMENTTI JA SITTEN KOPIOI TÄMÄ OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI JA KATSO MITÄ MUUT SANOVAT SAATAT YLLÄTTYÄ.. JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ NIIN OLET VALITETTAVASTI PELKURI....

Sain tämän ystävältäni, joka sai valita kahden asian väliltä. Minä sain myös valita samoin. Olen valinnut. Nyt on sinun vuorosi valita.

Tämä kertomus kertoo eräästä äidistä, joka moitti 5 vuotiasta tytärtään siitä, että tämä tuhlasi kokonaisen rullan kaunista, kallisarvoista kullanväristä lahjapaperia. Rahaa oli vähän ja äiti tuli entistä kiukkuisemmaksi, kun hän näki tyttärensä koristelevan paperilla rasian, jonka hän laittoi joulukuusen alle.

Seuraavana aamunna tyttö antoi askin äidilleen sanoen "tämä on sinulle äiti". Äiti tunsi itsensä
vaivautuneensa muistaessaan eilisen kiukkunsa tytölle. Hänen ärsyyntyi kuitenkin uudestaan tyttärelleen avatessaan paketin ja huomatessaan sisällä olevan rasian tyhjäksi. Harmistuneena hän sanoi tyttärelleen; "Etkö tiedä, nuori nainen, että kun annetaan lahja jollekin, paketissa täytyy olla jotakin?" Tytölle tuli kyyneleet silmiin, kun hän vastasi; "Mutta äiti, ei rasia ole tyhjä! Minä täytin sen kokonaan suudelmilla!"

Äiti murtui myös kyyneliin, polvistui tyttärensä eteen ja sulki hänet syliinsä ja pyysi anteeksi ajattelematonta kiukkuaan. Lyhyen ajan kuluttua tyttö kuoli tapaturmaisesti. Tarina kertoo, että äiti piti tätä tyttäreltään samaa rasiaa yöpöydällään koko loppuelämänsä ajan. Kun hänellä oli vastoinkäymisiä tai kun hän tunsi itsensä masentuneeksi, avasi hän rasian ja otti sieltä kuvitellun suudelman ja muisti tyttärensä rakkauden, jolla hän oli paketoinut suudelmat rasiaan. Todellakin ihmeellinen tunne, on tämä lahja meille, pieni rasia täynnä pyyteetöntä rakkautta ja suudelmia lapsiltamme, perheeltämme, ystäviltämme. Ei ole mitään arvokkaampaa täällä maan päällä kuin tämä.

Vaihtoehtoja on kaksi

1. Ole hyvä ja kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi

tai

2. Ole niinkuin tämä ei koskettaisi sinua!

Voinko tarjota sinulle drinkin?
- Mielummin ottaisin sen rahana.

Olen valokuvaaja. Olen etsinyt sinun kaltaisia kasvoja.
- Olen plastiikkakirurgi. Olen etsinyt sinun kaltaisiasi kasvoja.

Hei, olemmeko tavanneet kerran? Tai kahdesti?
- Varmaankin yhden kerran. En koskaan tee samaa virhettä kahdesti.

Miten sinä oletkaan noin kaunis?
- Olen varmaan saanut sinunkin osasi...

Lähdetkö ulos kanssani tänä lauantaina?
- Olen pahoillani, aion sairastaa päänsärkyä tänä lauantaina.

Ulkomuotosi taitaa kääntää katseita kadulla?
- Ja sinun naamasi kääntää ihmisten vatsaa...

Älä ole ujo. Kysy minua ulos.
- Okei, menisitkö ulos?

Olen varma, että tekisin sinut erittäin onnelliseksi.
- Miksi niin, oletko lähdössä?

Mitä sanoisit, jos kosisin sinua?
- En mitään. En pysty puhumaan ja nauramaan samaan aikaan.

Saisinko nimesi?
- Miksi, eikö sinulla ole jo omaa?

Missä sinä olet ollut koko elämäni ajan?
- Piilossa sinulta.

Menisimmekö katsomaan elokuvaa?
- Olen jo nähnyt semmoisen kerran...

Olenko nähnyt sinut jossain muualla aiemmin?
- Kyllä, siksi en käy siellä enää.

Onko tämä tuoli vapaa?
- On, ja tämä tuolikin on kohta, jos istut siihen.

Kehosi on kuin temppeli.
- Pahoittelen, ei seremonioita tänään.

Jos näkisin sinut alastomana, kuolisin onnellisena.
- Jos näkisin sinut alastomana, todennäköisesti nauraisin itseni kuoliaaksi.

Auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan.

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````_IKqqqX``````````````````` `````````````````KqqdqdqqqE_````````````````````````````````````````````````````FHqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````` ````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqqqX_`````````````````__i__TT____`````````````````FNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````` ```````````````dqqqqqHBBqqqqqqqqqX````````iYHqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBFi``````_BqqqqqqqNA___KqqqdE```````````````` ```````````````NqqqN______iRqqqqqqqqi`IqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqTYqqqqqqqBT_______HqqqN```````````````` ```````````````NdqqI__________HqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB__________RqqqR```````````````` ```````````````NqqqI____________Fqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqc____________qqqqB```````````````` ```````````````_qqqd___________cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA__________Fqqqq_```````````````` ````````````````Nqqqc_________qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqY________BqqqH````````````````` ````````````````Iqqqq_______Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd______Xqqqq_````````````````` `````````````````dqqqd_____NqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqI____qqqdK`````````````````` `````````````````_qqqqh___BqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqF__qqqqq``````````````````` ``````````````````cqqqqF_KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqYNqqqqX``````````````````` ```````````````````dqqqqNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqH```````````````````` ```````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`````````````````````` `````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdc````````````````````` ````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdBFYXdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE``````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqT```````````````````` ````````````````````Nqqqqqqqqqqqdq``````````Bqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_```````````NqqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqT`````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_``BRKi`````````NqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqB````````Tqqqqq``AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`EqqqqqK`````````qqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqF````````dqqqqqB`FqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE`qqqqqqd`````````qqqqqqqqq_```````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqF````````qqqqqqB`cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd`EqqqqqR````````_qqqqqqqqqBBqqqqqBEci`````````` ````````_HNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd````````iqqqqN``ddqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_`TENHF`````````dqqqqqqqqNFT____iiFXhNB```````` ````````__```````````BqqqqqqqqqK``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````Bqqqqqqqqq`````````````````````` ``````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqH````````````IqqqqqqqNcRhqqqqqqqdX``````````Fqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````` ``````````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqdNi``````_XqqqqqqqqAccccAqqqqqqqqdqYi__iFNqqqqqqqqqqqB``````````````````````` ```````````````````````IqqqqqqqqqqqqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdcccccXqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB```````````````````````` ````````````````````````RqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqNcABRdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA```````````````````````` ```````````````````````Fdqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_YqqdY````````````````````` ````````````````````INqqN_`YqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqT`````FqqqHI````````````````` ````````````````_BqqNE_``````_dqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdqN_``````````_RqqqdH````````````` `````````````NqqqK_`````````````FhqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE```````````````````iF````````````` ```````````````````````````````````_cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqddqHi````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````TBNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdNH_````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````HdTiiiccRREhhEKEcYFiiTTBqq_````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYqqqqqqB```````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqhRRRRRRhqqqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````XqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqNqqqi````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````TqqqYddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBRqqqA```````````````dqh`````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````qqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdTqqqqB`````````````qqqd`````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````dqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqidqqqqY```````````dqqqT`````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````Bqqqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`NqqqqN``````````BqqqK``````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`qqqqqq`````````NqqqK```````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqqKRqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqRFqqqqqq````````dqqdF````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````qqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqIdqqqqqT``````iqqqq``````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````IdqqdF`FdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE_ii_``````iqqqdh```````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqAF__iIKqqqqqF````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdK`FdqqqqqqqqqqqdT``````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````Yqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`````_XNdNhT``````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqIKqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````BdqqqqqqqqqqEKqqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqBHqqqqqqqqqqqd````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqiHqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````````FKqqqqqqXi``TcAKHcXF_```````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````