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Jon Lajoie - High As FuckMaanantai 19.10.2009 01:04

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as fuck?

Alkohol med Viima ja OlnaSunnuntai 18.10.2009 22:55

Laita miekka pois. Pistä se miekka nyt pois. Herkkää settii :D

Taiteet:DSunnuntai 13.09.2009 18:38

Unohtunu suurin osa tapahtumista, sain pari uutta mustelmaa ja rahaa meni.

Eiku mun pilli on nyt nenässäSunnuntai 09.08.2009 06:40

Koeajettiin janin uus kämppä

Eesti ;DSunnuntai 12.07.2009 23:06

Viinaa ja tupakkaa :)

Aamulla herätys klo 04.00 :S

At this point I hit the rock bottomSunnuntai 12.07.2009 03:08

:DTorstai 09.07.2009 21:37

Serena med tömtömi och jönyy+valtteri

Oma saari+kesä+lomaLauantai 27.06.2009 17:24

Ilma melkee 30 astetta ja vesi melkee 25 astetta :D

UnirytmiTiistai 23.06.2009 09:05

Ja herätys klo 9

Ens vuonna sitteLauantai 20.06.2009 06:58

Kusi pläänit taas vaihteeks.
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