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On se Oda aika sankari....

-Now, push ups!!! you, count!!!!
-Yes sir!!!
-UP!!
-one!!!
-DOWN!!! UP!!!
-One!!!
-...WHAT COMES AFTER ONE!!!???
-Two!!!
-Yes!!! DOWN!!! UP!!!
-Two!!!
-IT'S ALREADY THREE!!!!!!

-And then there's one more important thing. What is it?
-....?
-How about you asked?
-..oh, yeah... What is it?
-Well that's a good question! The thing is, how do we destroy our enemy here in army.
-....how?
-First, we take our iron fist *macho pose* and then I take the enemy down with this... THIS, rock solid army boot. Made in China, btw.

No perskuta, pitäis varmaan tehä se äikän tutkielma...

-What are you talking about!!?? I'm totally straight!!!
-Well you weren't yesterday.

And then there's Shanks. Well... He drinks.

Emmett:
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

Mikos:
2 years.

Emmett:
And your first name again is...?

Mikos:
Mikos.

Emmett:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Mikos:
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!

-Mä en ainakaan oo mikään keksihullu!!
-Se on seksihullu eikä keksihullu, senkin ääliö.

Ei kiitos.