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MÄ HALUUN KOULUUN MULLA ON TYLSÄÄÄÄ!!

I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd say

We'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about her

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Arvatkaa kuka

Peiton alle totuus peitetään
valheisiin tuhansiin meidät kääritään
Ja tätä näytelmää turha on kai loppuun esittää
ei mikään voisi enää viiltää syvempää

Niin turhaan valheen päälle rakentaa
luottamaan uudestaan ei voisi milloinkaan
Niin paljon aina sanomatta jätetään
voi kun aikaa olisi enemmän

Tyhjään tuijottaa kun aamu herättää
kirottu kulkemaan ilman päämäärää
Unelmat kuin savuna ilmaan katoaa
en tahtoisi jäädä tähän enää hetkekskään roikkumaan

otaksä vai eksäota vai otaksä et otat sen et ottasit sen ottaa sitte otta

Lupaan juoda EDiä koko vuoden.

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina