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Stranger: hello
You: I know what you did last night.
Stranger: did your mother tell you?
You: No. I saw everything.
Stranger: she said she doesnt kiss and tell!
Stranger: sick dude, its your mother!
You: I know.
You: But.
You: You did something els too.
You: Can't you remember.
Stranger: oh, i also did your sister
Stranger: or was it your brother?
Stranger: its hard to tell
You: I know.
You: But.
You: That wasen't the biggest point.
Stranger: what was the biggest point?
You: You killd your teddy bear.
Stranger: by the way, are you from holand?
Stranger: if you tell the police about it ill kill you too!
You: Now you did the biggest mistake.
You: You fail.
You: Game over.
Stranger: i dont belong in jail!!!
Stranger: im a good person!
You: Everyone says that.
You: No one belive.
Stranger: you didnt tell me if youre from holand yet
You: Maybe.
Stranger: anyway, you better belive me
Stranger: cos i have you sister! or brother... whatever it is, its ugly
You: Keep it.
Stranger: i suck at taking hostages
You: I know.
You: Thats why i picked you.
Stranger: god? is that you?
You: You are the chosen one.
You: And you fail.
Stranger: you want me to get the jews out of egypt?
You: No I don't
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i wanted to
You: You can always wanted.
You: But never get it.
Stranger: my dream just died
Stranger: thanks alot
You: I know that.
Stranger: i hope youre happy now, dream killer
You: Yes. I'm very happy.
You: But do you know who I am.
Stranger: i didnt mean that, i was sarcastic! i hope youll get aids. from a chimp.
You: Hmm.
Stranger: and then be unhappy
Stranger: for the rest of your life
You: You dont't know..
Stranger: and take that sibling of yours too
You: You have live your life in lie.
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: You don't know the truth.
Stranger: how do you know if i know the truth?
You: You don't know because..
You: I'm your mother.
You: And you are adopted child.
Stranger: DARTH VADER?! is that you?!
You: Yes.
Stranger: all those years
Stranger: i lived a lie
You: I know.
Stranger: danm
You: Truth hurts.
Stranger: yup
You: But.
You: You know still so little.
Stranger: i dont want to know the truth. i cant handle the truth! here, i said it
You: You must have to know who is your real father.
Stranger: if its you than somethings very wrong with you
You: No.
You: I'm only your mother.
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: so who is it?
You: Santa.
Stranger: thats why i have this beard!
You: Yes.
Stranger: danm, that truth sucks.
You: I know.
You: You have your own reindeer here.
You: And your destiny is to be elf.
Stranger: sweet!
Stranger: elf, huh?
Stranger: well, ill name my reindeer: picachu.
You: Yes.
Stranger: i can live with that
Stranger: i think
Stranger: but there is something that you dont know, mom
You: What is that.
Stranger: im wasnt always the bearded little girl i am now
You: Yes I know that.
Stranger: i once was a spy for the brazillian goverment
You: I'd been watchihing you.
You: All the time.
Stranger: even when i shower?
You: Yes.
Stranger: and when i masturbate?
You: Yes.
Stranger: and when i went to see the death camps in poland?
You: Yes.
You: I have look you with field-glasses.
Stranger: danm. you have no life.
Stranger: srsly
You: But.
You: You don't know all the truth yet.
Stranger: oh, come on!
You: You wanna know?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i had enough truth for today
You: No.
Stranger: tell me lome lies
You: You must to know one thing.
Stranger: some*
Stranger: ok, ok
You: You have brother.
Stranger: i have 3. and one sister. i only met one of my brothers.
You: You have 4 brothers.
Stranger: danm
You: The oldest.
You: Hes name is Matti Vanhanen.
Stranger: thats a weird name
You: Not at all.
You: He is the prime minister of Finland.
Stranger: if i say its a weird name, its a weird name
You: Your father give it for him.
Stranger: hey, nice, now i can finaly get citizenship there
Stranger: well, my father is also weird
Stranger: he lives in the north pole
Stranger: poll?
You: Pole.
Stranger: i dont know how to spell it
Stranger: k
Stranger: with tons of elves!
You: Your father have lot of red hats.
You: One is for you.
Stranger: ill name him picachu junior. dont look at me like that, i can name my hat if i wanna
You: Yes you can do it.
You: But.
You: There is one more thing.
You: I think that you have to know that..
Stranger: what is it?
You: Your father.. he has sold you. You are married.
Stranger: to a guy in yemman?
You: No.
Stranger: cos im not aloud to go there
You: Finnish man.
Stranger: thats ok
You: His name is Jorma Uotila.
You: And I think that he is 50 years old or something.
Stranger: ill name him picachu the 3rd. jorma is really weird
You: I know..
You: Jorma is kind perv name here....
Stranger: really?
You: Yes.
Stranger: why would my father sell me to a perv?
Stranger: isnt he jolly and nice?
You: Only name is perv. Jorma is famous here. He is dancer.
You: He is one of the judge in Finnish Dancing with stars.
Stranger: well, i dont know much about famous people in finland. but next time ill know his name
You: Yes.
Stranger: well, ill sell you to tzvika hadar!
You: You can't do that.
Stranger: he is a judge of israeli dancing with stars!
You: Yes.
Stranger: yes i can. he is bald. i can sell you to bald israeli men!
You: No you can't.
Stranger: what are you gonna do? whats the baby gonna do?
You: I'm going to tell you father.
You: And hes going to kill you reindeer. And eat it.
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: he is so drunk he wont remember a thing
Stranger: he wont do that! im his daughter!!!
You: Maybe.
You: Yes he do.
You: When I say that.
Stranger: dont you dare!
You: He does everything what I say.
You: Yes I doohoo.
Stranger: first you kill my dream, and now you kill my reindeer!
You: Yes.
You: Truth hurts,
Stranger: yore a terrible mother!
You: I know.
Stranger: some truth for you!
You: Yes.
You: But I'm excellent cook.
Stranger: so what? you can make this soup taste good, but you will never be able to gain the love of your daughter.
You: Thats not big deal.
Stranger: do you have msn?
Stranger: yes it is!
You: Maybe I have.
You: Not it isn't.
Stranger: i didnt ask if maybe you have
Stranger: i asked if you have
You: Hmm.
You: I think that I have.
Stranger: really? and you didnt kill it?
You: Yep.
Stranger: so add me
You: Still breathing.
Stranger: and when your msn dies
Stranger: youll know it killed itself
You: Yes.
Stranger: because you were a terrible mother
You: I know.