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One morning, a man in Alaska wakes his wife so they can go on their planned dog sledding trip.

Husband: Wake up, itÂ’s time to go
Wife: IÂ’m not going
Husband: The fuck you arenÂ’t
Wife: Leave me the fuck alone, IÂ’m trying to sleep.
Husband: OK, IÂ’ll give you 3 choices. You can 1) go with me 2) give me head or 3) take it in the ass. IÂ’m going to get the dogs ready, and when I get done you better have your answer.
Wife: OK

After about 45 minutes, the husband returnsÂ…

Husband: Have you made your decision?
Wife: Yeah, IÂ’ll just give you head if thatÂ’ll get you to leave me the fuck alone.
Husband: Sounds good to me.

The wife starts giving him head and after a couple minutes she saysÂ…

Wife: Jesus, you taste like shit!
Husband: Yeah, the dogs didnÂ’t want to go either