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the way that booty moovin' I can't take no more

#002Sunnuntai 09.11.2008 15:34

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road, the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

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