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I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin a damn, I said never

This Or That

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
- Won't mind

McDonald's or Burger King?
- Both are shite

No TV or No Music?
- No telly

Salty or Sweet?
- bittersweet

Movies At Home or In Theaters?
- theaters

Hugs or Kisses?
- hugs

Fame or Fortune?
- fame

True Love or Wealth?
- love

Diamonds or Pearls?
- diamonds

Silver or Gold?
- gold

Brains or Beauty?
- brain, preferably both

Camera On Phone or Text Messaging?
- texting

Celeb. Magazine or Newspaper?
- newspaper, doh.

Apple or Orange?
- apple

Polka Dots or Stripes?
- stripes


Would You Like

To Be Famous?
- Kind of

To Be Rich?
- not really. money tends to fuck people up

To Live Somewhere Else?
- yeah

To Be In A Relationship?
- happy to be in one

Foods...Do You Like?

Chicken?
- yay

Broccoli?
- yup

Pork?
- yeah

Hot Dogs?
- sometimes

Hamburgers?
- depends

Doritos?
- haven't had them, but I really like other tortilla chips

Pretzels?
- yaaaaaaayyyyy

Chocolate?
- who doesn't?

Cap'n Crunch?
- never had them

Sushi?
- I have never tasted

Tacos?
- fuck yeah

French Fries?
- yeah

Odd Questions

Last Word You Spoke To Your Science Teacher?
- can't recall

Last Time You Walked Outside?
- couple of hour ago

A Past Pet's Name?
- Omppu

What Color Undies Are You Wearing?
- Black with red stripes (not polka dots!)

When Did You Last Wash Your Hands?
- like 15 mins ago

Ever Been To Wyoming?
- No

When's The Last Time You Went To KFC?
- Trying to avoid it, probably going to try it sooner or later

Do You Like Peanut Butter?
- oh yeah

Worst Fashion Screw-Up You've Made?
- I never screw up. I'm flawless

Where Did Your Dad Go To College? [If He Did]
- Don't know

Is Your Voice Deep?
- No :D

Are You Wearing Make-Up?
- At the moment, and most of the time, no. Sometimes just for a laugh yeah..

Ever Had A Winter Coat With Fur On The Hood?
- as a kid

How Long Have You Lived In The House You Are In Now?
- can't remember.. 6 years?

Look Left..What Do You See?
- iPod, mobile, Apple remote, DVDs, books, lots of jewelry, guitar, bags, clothes, deodorant, glasses, camera, NMEs, lighters

Look Right..What Do You See?
- notebooks, streets from the window, printer, mouse and mousepad....

Turn Around..Do You See A Picture Frame?
- nope

Is The Television On?
- no

What Color Are Your Bedroom Walls?
- light blue at the moment


OKAY..About You..Finally

Your Name Is..?
- Taavi

Your Age Is..?
- old enough to drink legally. 18

Your Hair Color Is..?
- Brown

Your Eye Color Is..?
- bluegreengray -ishy

Your Ethnicity Is..?
- I'll leave that one up to you to work it out

One Word To Describe Your Personality..?
- shambolic?

Your Status Is..?
- in a relationship


A Couple Of Favorites

Your Favorite Colors:
- black, red, white. lately starting to like blue, despite hating it for my whole life :D!

Your Favorite Animals:
- Cats and pigs

Your Favorite Subject:
- hard to say...

Your Favorite Websites:
- nme.com! and all the nerdy-sites.... gizmodo, engadget, lifehacker, etc...

Your Favorite Teacher:
- Awwwww, I love Tapio with a passion

Your Favorite Television Shows:
- Skins my absolute favorite. Heroes is really good, Prison Break was good, now it's utterly shit

Your Favorite Bands/Singers:
- The Libertines!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Favorite Songs:
- Changes all the time, but all-time favourites include such as Fuck Forever, Time For Heroes etc

Your Favorite Candies:
- WINE GUMS!!! and Creme Eggs!!! they are equal!

Your Favorite State:
- State in what means?

Your Favorite Sports:
- Bicycling?


Dreams

Celebrity Crush:
- Lily Loveless & Scarlett!!!

Dream Car:
- Bus.

Dream Vacation:
- Trip to Tshernobyl would be fucking ace

Dream House:
- Crazy, dirty, nasty flat in East London or Bristol.

Dream Date:
- -

Dream Shoes:
- Too many!!! I'm a TOTAL shoe freak!!!


Have You Ever

Ate Frogs' Legs?
- Nope but would love to have some, just to try, you know

Fell Down The Stairs?
- Way too many times

Cried Until You Puked?
- As a kid yeas

Eaten Salt Plain?
- No

Done Drugs?
- That's quite personal question. Work it out.

Slapped Someone In The Face?
- Yayyyyy! Sometimes it's the only way for waking somebody up!

Gotten In A Fist Fight?
- Yeah

Became Friends With Someone You Would Probably Never See Again?
- Why wouldn't I we see again? Stupid question

Painted A Shed?
- Yep

Touched A Snake?
- Yay

Been Cussed Out By A Stranger?
- Oh yeah :DDD

Seen A He/She?
- ???

Gotten Angry Enough At Someone That You Actually Punched Them In The Face?
- As I kid yeah... He was better than me at Crash Bandicoot, so I decided to kick some ass!

Q: There were a lot of fans dressed like you last night. Would you regard yourself as a style icon?

It’s hard because I don’t want to sound like an utter kn*b. [Posh accent] “Oh yes, I’m a style icon. Look at me.” No thanks. But secretly, yeah, I think I might be. I walk down the street and I see people in a trilby hat with a syringe sticking out of their arm and I think, “I recognise that look.”

Q: Do the public give you grief about Kate Moss?

A: I’d say eight out of 10 people on the street don’t give me stick, but then there’s the two. But that’s not because of Kate, people have always wanted to beat me up. They call me a queer. I’ll be walking around Hackney and someone will shout, “Poof!” They don’t even know who I am, just think I’m a bit poofy for some reason. I’m not queer, and even if I was, mate, someone who shouted poof at me would be the last person I’d go with. Football is where I really don’t feel safe. I’ll walk around east London at midnight and feel safer than I do at a match in the view of 20,000 people and the police. At football everyone is, “F*ck off you crack-head c*nt!”

Q: What has been your greatest ever gig?

There’s so many. I’ve had some amazing gigs. I think the ones that stick in the mind are from back when The Libertines first started getting support slots. We supported the Sex Pistols, Morrissey, The Strokes – it was amazing.

Q: Did you hang out with them?

With The Strokes, yeah. I actually already knew them before I was in a band or anything. It was back when I was working in a bar pulling pints. I used to sell a few little things on the side, you know? They were on their first tour, and were like just a few American lads in London looking for a good time. They met a friend of mine, who said I could get them a few bits and bobs. I think I sold them a load of acid, they gave me tickets to their gig, I got them some more acid and it went from there. (EI VITTU :DDDDDDDD bits and bobs, few little things :D:DD::D)

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No, ei mulloo mikään kiire töihin.

You might wanna stick one on his nose
Around his teeth, down this drug hole of him
They've nowhere else to go

You're sitting on a couch singing Budsmokers Blues,
you're still wearing your black coat
and steel-toe shoes.

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At the acme of his excellence
his shoe-heels were so worn off.
He was aiming for flood of fortune
and gravy train.

Can't see the bigger causes,
'cause he is so confused about bees knees.
He works hand in glove...
With himself.

Tries to understand the world
from inside of his small box.
Thinks everything he says
is like cat's whiskers.

Doesn't understand, is confused of
that I'm not interested.
Flood of fortune
I'm not aiming it.

Never gives up
but never wins either.
Just goes in the middle
so no-one will notice him before he's ready.

Ready, steady - go,
with one-way ticket in his breast pocket
he jumps on the gravy train.