"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A Death! What’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
…and you finish off as an orgasm." — George Carlin
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- Are you dead yet? Fckn rulez 13.05.
- You can't take it with you 29.04.
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Everything is fuckin backwards!Torstai 08.12.2011 23:42
Death - Crystal MountainPerjantai 28.05.2010 06:55
You have the right!Lauantai 22.05.2010 19:26
Now that summer comes...Tiistai 18.05.2010 03:12
R.I.P grandpa...Maanantai 17.05.2010 03:57
Are you dead yet? Fckn rulezTorstai 13.05.2010 03:14
You can't take it with youTorstai 29.04.2010 00:41
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