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Miksu: Ah ihosi on kuin kontaktimuovi, niin sileä...

ps. tänks, muotosi ovat jylhät kuin fysiikankirjalla.

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SOCIAL LIFE FOR THE IB STUDENTS

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Your pick-up lines include compliments on the quality of her (his) epidermis and the wonderful shape of
her (his) occipital plate.

You're not certain if you want to get laid, layed, or laid to rest.

When you go to the library, you see a least three or four of your classmates.

To celebrate finishing your IB exams you decide to be really wild and go for coffee.

You look forward to your parties.

Your fellow IBers look forward to your parties, attend them, and do actual studying there.

You envy the unabomber's social life.

You have an element named after you.

You forget your brother's name because you haven't seen him in three years.
Wait...what brother?

Your last mate was a "checkmate".

Every year you nominate yourself for Homecoming Royalty and wonder why you never win.

You have races with your friends to see who can say the entire periodic table of elements the fastest.

You see your Extended Essay advisor more than you see your parents.

You'd feel bad about not having a social life if only you could remember what it was like to have one.