IRC-Galleria

He's been trying with limited success
To get this girl to let him get into her pants

But every time he thinks he's getting close
She threatens death before he gets a chance

And she's been trying with limited success
To get him to turn out the lights and dance

Cause like any girl all she really wants

That fickle little bitch romance
That fickle little bitch romance


And that is why a girl is called a tease
And that is why a guy is called a sleaze

And that's why god made escort agencies
One life to live and mace and GHB


Must not be too kind
Stop thinking love is blind

Clench your fists yeah write
"she's just not my type..."


Why all these conflicting specifications
Maybe to prevent overpopulation

All I know is that all around the nation

The girls are crying
and the boys are masturbating.