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There's this one kid named billy

so billy goes to see his parents argue
and the mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard"
and the mom say's "well billy a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentleman"

and then later billy goes outside to see his front yard and later hears "oh put your penis in my vagina"

and goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina"
and her moms says "Well billy penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy see's his dad shaving and cuts himself and say's "Shit"

and billy said "Dad whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy Shit is a type of Shaving cream "

and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cut's her finger and says "fuck!"

and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guest arrive and billy goes to them and say's

"Hello bitch's and bastard's, may i take your penis's and vagina's,
my dads upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"