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May I have your attention,please?
May I have your attention,please?

Did you ever read voltaires candide?
He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go keyser soze
Highlights yes but don´t underline ´em
Just live for n.o.w. like Gloria Steinem
Life is like Marion Barry
It´s not all that it´s cracked up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
Find the meaning of life is there is none
It´s twenty-four hours when you call it a day
Be Frank and say I did it my way
Don´t give a flying nun no don´t give a gidget
Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
If life were picture perfect you could frame it
But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride,take the long way home

May I have your attention,please?
May I have your attention,please?

All born equal unless you´re canadian
Then halfway through decay like uranium
You define what´s dead-defying
Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
Are you evil knievel jumping a train?
Or running witj scissors like Frasier Crane?
Have really good times doing really bad things
´Cause the show ain´t over til the fat lady sings
Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
It´s hard to blow out a flame as big as him
But we´we all got to wang chung with the grim reaper
Whether you´re Einstein whether you´re beaker
Death is certain so it´s definitely worth flirtin´
Don´t expect a bright light no just curtains
Life is like penis,most people don´t know it
But most poeple suck,so they usually blow it

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride,take the long way home

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride,take the long way home

That´s enough!
I said that´s enough!

Take,take your time
Smell the roses but steal the vines
Don´t wait for the hands of time
To second guess and change your mind

Now shine
Here´s your moment to shine
Shine
Lay it down my friend
Close your eyes breathe in
And I´ll take you there and back again
No more questions why
I´m not so surprised why you have
Been there and back again

Replace,replace that line
That spoke to you but showed no signs
To be alive
So are you living or dead?
Have you made a choice to hear your voice
Or hold on to what they said?

Now shine
Here´s your moment to shine
Shine
Lay it down my friend
Close your eyes breathe in
And I´ll take you there and back again
No more questions why
I´m not so surprised why you have
Been there and back again

Back again,back again,back again,back again
Lay it down my friend