IRC-Galleria

"I had all these questions in my head while I was driving,and how did I end up here in the middle of nowhere with a need for the bathroom like never before.I pulled over the car and ran to a random bush nearby and unzipped my pants and did my relief,while I was standing there and sighing I started looking around myself.I soon realised that I was obviously on someones backyard and suddenly one of the windows next to the bushes shined up,someone turned on the lights in there and I could now see clearly that it was someones bathroom.Suddenly someone walked in and started taking a shower right infront of my eyes,I was still leaking so I tried to hide myself a little behind the bushes.While I was trying to hide it appeared to me that the man taking a shower infront of me was the hospitals janitor!!I was about to look away when I saw IT!He had some kinda rash on his....you know....well anyway,I zipped my pants as quick as I could and headed home.

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Next day at my job I couldn't stop thinking about the rash I had seen.My best friend Turk soon realized that something was bothering me.

-Dude,what's up with you today..?

-I can't get the Janitors penis of my head..

Turk immediately stopped eating his icecream and looked at me like I had spoiled it for him.

-Dude....

-Not like that!I saw a rash that could be very disturbing...it might even be melanoma..

-So...?

-So I can't just sit here and do nothing if it is!

-Dude,if I were you I would just act as if I had never seen it and soon forget it,now see ya later I have to go to surgery!

Well the day kept on going and I soon realised what I'd have to do.
I'd have to tell him about it!!
But before that I'd have to visit the bathroom again!
When I entered the bathroom I saw the janitor,already in here,this was perfekt!!Now I could stand next to him and accidentaly see it and then tell him!!So I came next to him and started stretching my neck to the left and then the right but then I realized something as I was looking down.

-Why are your pants zipped?

He was just standing there acting like he was peeing with his pants on and evrything!

-I'm having my break and if I stand around in the halls I just get things to do...why..?

Oh!forget it I'd just tell him!there's nothing weird about it!

-Look...yesterday I saw you taking a shower...

-Taking a shower?Where were you..?

-Oh...I was outside your window in the bushes....so anyway I saw your penis and discovered a rash that might be serious...

-You where outside my bathroom window looking at my penis..?

-Well it's nothing really...if you would've looked outside you would've seen my penis too.."