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Funny sentences, write down your ownTiistai 05.09.2006 04:09

Pick the month you were born, then the date then what colour shirt you are wearing. Let us know what your funny sentence is .....

Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I loved
March -- I smoked
April -- I tickled
May -- I choked on
June -- I murdered
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 -- a monster
3 -- a phone
4 -- a fork
5 -- a Mexican
6 -- a gangster
7 -- my cell phone
8 -- my dog
9 -- my best friend's boyfriend
10 -- my neighbor
11 -- my science teacher
12 -- a banana
13 -- a fireman
14 -- a stuffed animal
15 -- a goat
16 -- a pickle
17 -- your mom
18 -- a spoon
19 -- myself
20 -- a baseball bat
21 -- a ninja
22 -- Chuck Norris
23 -- a noodle
24 -- a squirrel
25 -- a football player
26 -- my sister
27 -- my brother
28 -- an ipod
29 -- a permanent marker
30 -- a llama
31 -- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White -- because I'm cool like that.
Black -- because that's how I roll.
Pink -- because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red -- because the voices told me to.
Blue -- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green -- because I hate myself.
Purple -- because I'm cool.
Gray -- because I was drunk.
Yellow -- because someone offered me $1,000.00 dollars.
Orange -- because I hate my family.
Brown -- because I was high.
Other -- because I'm a ninja.
None -- because I can't control myself.


Siitäpä vapaasti kopioimaan ja kirjoittamaan ylös vaikka sitten omaan päiväkirjaan :)

T: I did the Macarena with a llama because I'm NOT a homosexual. :D

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