IRC-Galleria

Poika kysyi isältä: "Isä,
mitenkäs tämä
yhteiskuntajuttu niiku
toimii ja mitä siihen
kuuluu?"
Isä istahti pojan viereen
ja vastasi: "No, otetaampa
esimerkiksi tämä meidän
perhe:
Isä tuo rahan tähän
yhteiskuntaan, joten olen
markkinatalous.
Äiti kuluttaa rahat ja
päättää asioista täällä,
nin hän on hallitus.
Lastenhoitajamme on kodin
ylläpitäjä, joten hän on
yritykset.
Ajamme sinun etuja, niin
sinä olet kansalainen.
Pikkuveljesi on maamme
tulevaisuus."
Hetken vielä rupateltuaan
päättivät isä ja poika
mennä nukkumaan. Yöllä
poika heräsi pikkuveljensä
itkuun, sillä tälle oli
tullut kakat vaippaan.
Poika lähti vanhempiensa
huoneeseen ja näki äidin
nukkuvan sikeästi, mutta
isä oli poissa.
Poika meni lastenhoitajan
oven taakse ja katsoi
ovenreiästä. Hän näki isän
siellä voimistelevan
lastenhoitajan päällä.
Poika sitten koputti ovea,
ei vastausta. Koputti
uudelleen, ei vastausta.
Poika päätti mennä
takaisin nukkumaan.
Seuraavana aamuna poika
meni sanomaan isälleen:
"Isä, luulen, että olen
ymmärtänyt tämän
yhteiskunta jutun."
Sitten isä jälleen istahti
pojan viereen ja sanoi:
"Hyvä! kerroppas nyt ihan
omin sanoin sitten."
Ja poika vastasi:
"Hallitus nukkuu sikeästi,
niin markkinatalous panee
yrityksiä, eikä
kansalaisia huomioida
ollenkaan kun maamme
tulevaisuus on kaulaansa
myöten paskassa.

Elementti: Vesi

Luonne: Haaveellinen kala saattaa loukata itsensä luottaessaan pilvilinnoihin. Kalat on sisäisesti elävä, mielikuvituksekas ja tunteellinen. Hän on intuitiivinen, sopeutuva ja äärimmäisen herkkä. Hän on auttavainen, empaattinen ja aina valmiina ymmärtämään muita. Kalat ei ole kovin järjestelmällinen ja kurinalainen. Hän on alitajuntansa hallitsema. Alitajunnan hallitsemana ihmisenä kala saattaa joskus olla altis käyttäytymään primitiivisten tunteiden perusteella. Herkkyyden ja intuitiivisuutensa vuoksi kalan itsensäkin saattaa olla vaikea hallita ja ymmärtää itseään. Sen takia suuttuessaan kala saattaa turvautua väkivaltaan. Koska kalat elävät haavemaailmassa muiden ihmisten on joskus hyvin vaikea päästä sisälle heidän sisäiseen maailmaansa. Kuitenkin muut vesi-elementin merkit, rapu ja skorpioni ymmärtävät kalaa paremmin kuin muut merkit. Kuitenkin kalat itse ovat taitavia työskentelemään hoivaamisalalla. Erityisesti mielenterveysongelmaisten parissa kalat ovat luonteenomaisella paikallaan, sillä heissä piilee psyykkisiä voimia jotka rauhoittavat toisia. Mutta jos kalan oma mielenrauha järkkyy, niin tasapainon saavuttaminen on vaikeaa.

Rakkaus: Kalat ovat parantumattomia romantikkoja. Rakkaus on Kalalle elinehto. Hänellä on päässään selvä käsitys unelmiensa henkilöstä ja he pettyvät elämässä rakkauteen useammin kuin kukaan muu. Kala kaipaa huolenpitoa ja jatkuvia rakkaudentunnustuksia. Kumppanilleen hän antaa syvää ja aitoa rakkautta.

Harrastukset: Kalan herkkyys antaa hyvät mahdollisuudet taiteen ymmärtämiselle. Mutta kalaa kiinnostavat myös vauhdikkaat urheilulajit. Erityisesti miespuoliset kalat pitävät myös vauhdikkaasta autourheilusta.

Ulkomuoto: Kalat ovat lyhyehköjä ja heillä voi olla hieman huono ryhti. Kalojen silmät ovat kuten muidenkin vedenmerkkien tavoin alaspäin kaareutuvat ja kaloilla on usein haaveileva katse. Kaloilla on tuuheat kulmakarvat. Kasvot ovat muiden vedenmerkkien tavoin pyöreät.

on aamu
herään sylistäsi sinun
kiedot kätes kaulaan minun
mä tunnen kuinka maailma
tää
allamme pyörähtää taas
eteenpäin
ja uuteen päivään vie
minne lie

vie mut minne vaan
taivaanrannan taa
yli merten seilataan
yli vuorten kahdestaan
kanssasi nähdä saan
kun yö taas peittää maan
sen hetken kanssasi jaan
ihan kahdestaan
vie mut minne vaan

kuin varkain sä veit mun
sydämen
vaikka tuntenut sua en
kuin tosta vaan teit sen
hymyillen
kuin varkain anna sulle
sen
ja päivän jokaisen
jonka kanssas kulkea saan
allamme pyörii maa taas
eteenpäin

Tos kuvas näyttää ihan siltä ku noi pilvet muodostais linnun ja lentsikan jokka jahtaa toisiansa. <3

Kesää odotellessa.

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naiseen:

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Tee hänen olonsa mukavaksi
Suojele häntä
Pidä hänestä kiinni
Tuhlaa häneen rahaa
Vie hänet ulos syömään
Kuuntele häntä
Välitä hänestä
Seiso hänen rinnallaan
Tue häntä
Mene hänen vuokseen vaikka
maailman ääriin

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi.

I'm just here holding your hand
when we are walking on the sun warmed sand
I have been thinking how this happened..
and now it can see in your eyes
it's time to apologize.

Uih, meillä alkoi koeviikko! Huomenna ei oo koetta ja ens viikolla 2 päivää vapaa ja muutenki helppoja kokeita (paitsi ruotsi). :> Rentoo..

Pian on isänpäivä! Jo ens viikon viikonloppuna (su). Pian saa tehä jo isänpäiväkortteja. :P (Nyt on hyvin aikaaki tehä niitä.) Lauantaina mennään kattomaan mummua ja vaaria ja sunnuntaina meille tulee porukkaa. Sukulaisia on aina kiva nähä. <3

Pian on jo joulu ja pääsee osteleen joululahjoja, pitäis vaan keksiä mitä kaikille ostaa! Joulukuun alus aattelin mennä autokouluun, mahtavaa ois ku sais ny sen ajokortin jo ny itelle ny jo nii pääsis autolla pörräileen! Sitä on odotettu.. (Ei tarvi enää miettiä kuka heittää minneki ku ottaa vaa auton pihasta ja lähtee, yeah. ;D)

Käytiin tänää kavereitten kans syömäs. Nams :>

Mä oon jääny ihan koukkuun bb:seen :| Greyn Anatomiaan on kans koukus :p

Uih ihq, keskiviikkona on matikan uusintakoe! -_-' Prkl ja nyt siihen pitäis lukea. Onneks perjantaina on kuitenki tet, nii siivoilen kotona (ei siis tarvi kouluun, whippii). Sitte alkaaki jo syysloma! <3

Nyyt miuul on uusi kännykkä! <3 7373, aivan paras kännykkä.

Aaamhg! Huomenna on ruottin sanis, enkä oo lukenu yhtään! -_-' Pakko mennä kyllä lukemaan ne pari kertaa läpi, että saa edes jonku numeron siitä. Nyt on muutenki mukavan rento jakso, ku vaan neljää ainetta ja niistä kahesta saa vaan numeron (eli sitä suuremmalla syyllä pitäis lukea niitä ruottin sanoja, ku ei oo muita läksyjä :D aina löytyy jotain parempaa tekemistä).

Perjantaina on siskon ja sen poikakaverin tuparit sukulaisille. :P (Muuttanu 1.9. eli asunu jo yli kuukauden siellä.) Mukava nähdä sukulaisiaki pitkästä aikaa. Hieno se niiden kämppä ja siellä on kans joku aivan ihana pikku peto, Mortti! <3

Aamh, syyslomaa odotellessa! <3 Aika vaan menee aina nopeempaa, jos odottaa jotain mihin on vielä aikaa. Vaikka syyslomaan nyt ei oo ku puolitoista viikkoa. Aattelin mennä sillon käymään toisen siskon luona Karstulassa, sitäki näkee niin harvoin. </3 Mutta toisaalta, ku näkee harvoin on sitte tosi mukava taas nähä pitkästä aikaa! ^^ Sinne laulamaan karaokea! 8))