IRC-Galleria

1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider’.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely ‘artwork’.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say “This is a hold up, nobody move and Georg’s hair doesn’t pay the ultimate price!”
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ‘no’.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word ‘stage’.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if heÂ’d like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti TomÂ’s room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While he’s teaching you how to play ‘accidentally’ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the bunny ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him heÂ’d look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if heÂ’s related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter” and loudly point out to random passerby’s that “Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!” with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say “I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.

This 10 where made by Banana Queen:
31. Tell him ten times a day that is malicious to break his guitar
32. "Accidentally" learn his guitar how to swim by putting it in the washingmachine.
33. Say that you doesn't care he's te oldest one.
34. Scream "Shut up!" everytime he wants to talk.
35. Kick him and say it's legal that younger people kick older people
36. Ask Bill if he want to borrow you some make-up and give Georg a make-over. When he ask who did it, make him believe that Bill did it.
37. Demonstrate a lesson 'How to destroy a guitar'
38. Give him a ticket to Antartica and say that the piguïns need music to.
39. Put a ballpoint in his ear. Just because it would be funny.
40. Tell Tom that Georg was the one who heard him 'busy' with one-night-stand number 72.