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PaluuaikataulutusjuttuTiistai 07.07.2009 18:49

Ja kaiken muun ympärillä, nyt pitäisi taipua vielä palajaisbileiden suunnitteluun.

Hyvät ihmiset (ja nuo muut... nekin ovat ihmisiä... ja nuo muut ihmiset), kas tässä aikataulunpoikasta ensiviikoilleni suomessa. Itsensä saa muiluttaa mukaan tai sekaan.

28.8 on viimeinen global rail passini voimassaolopäivä. Silloin toivon matkaavani ruotsin rajan yli, Kemiin asti (jos oikein ymmärsin) (ja jos en, niin matkustampa silti Kemiin). Sitten Kemistä junailen itseni (ensin etsittyäni a) paikallisen kirjaston ja b) puhelinliittymäkaupan, jos mahdollista) Ouluun, missä viivyn ennalta määrittämättömän ajan (yöpyen muuten, mikäseolikaan, luhtitalossa. Experiement enought), tiedättehän, nähtävyksiä, työvoimatoimisto ja sellaista. Mikäli lusmu (ihana) lusmu (ihana) lusmu (IHANA) Potterpalini Ville ilmoittautuu palvelukseen (toistaiseksi olen vakuuttunut että se vihaa mua eikä enää ikinä tahdo nähdä, mutta pidän toivon olemassa), managoin itseni Seinäjoelle (tarkemmin sanottuna Peräseinäjoelle, jesh) (pliidepliidepliide, jumalat jotka olette kuulolla, eikö Ville voisi laittaa viestiä, vai olinko todella niin kamala (hah, menin ja lueskelin vanhoja maileja, ja kyllä, olin hirveä)), sinne varmaan viimeistään 4. päivä. Ja siellä sitten yksi yö, jos ajanlasku pitää niin 5. päivä Turenkiin, siellä yö (eiks jeh?) ja 6. päivä VIHDOIN KOTIIN. Ah. Pikainen kierros mummolassa. Lapsenlapsi on elossa, ja hyvissä voimissa (toivottavasti), vaikka laihahan se yhä on, ei tainnut saada englannissa syödäkseen... Ja joo, 8. päivä houkutus-miitti mahdollisesti, eli silloin Helsinkiin heti aamusta. Viihdyn siellä ehkä pari päivää, nukun mummilla ja päivät viiletän kaupungin rajoilla, tutulla maalla, tavaten ihmisiä (ehkä, tämä on vasta hiljainen toive) ja paikkoja. Ja sitten mun takaisintulon bileet, milloin? Seuraavana perjantaina, 14. päivä? Ellei sitten ne jo seitsemäs päivä? Seitsemännessä olisi se hyöty, että sitten on nekin hoidettu, eli kahdeksannen jälkeen olen vapaa menemään. Kouvolassa on yksi Lolitamekko mitä tahtoisin sovittaa. Ja kouvolasta pääsee nopsasti Kotkaan. Sieltä sitten ehkä Mikkeliin, vaarille.

Onko muita?

Lentoa ja velvollisuuksia. Ei suinkaan, vaan vapautta ja rakkautta.

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 07.07.2009 17:37

Tätä menoa valtsu ei koskaan saa synttärilahjaansa. Ärh. No, pala kerrallaan tavarat pakkautuu (jipii).

Potterismi <3Tiistai 07.07.2009 04:07

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in FilchÂ’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if todayÂ’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.Â’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor FlitwickÂ’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor SnapeÂ’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does
DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should
answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm HermioneÂ’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry PotterÂ’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal GryffindorÂ’s sword from DumbledoreÂ’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on HarryÂ’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce
that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points .

Kermavaahtoa ja mansikoitaTiistai 07.07.2009 03:14

Katsokaas. Sen jutun olisi pitänyt mennä niin, että Harry ja Draco pariutuvat. Ja Voro ja Matami Prilli. Ja Hermione ja Kalkaros. Ah miten hyviä pareja niistä olisi tullut.

No Tonks ja Remus saavat siunaukseni. Kunhan Remus ja Sirius puuhastelivat nuoruudessaan synnillisiä iltoja.

Ja Albus ja Grindewald, tietysti. Ja kun Grinde kuoli, Minerva ja Albus.

Luna ja Zabini. Vai olikos Zabini Gossip Girlissä? Blaize Zabini. No se jännäniminen luihuinen, however.

Neville ja Ginny. Vai olenko nyt epäreilu


Onkohan velhomaailmassa bordelleja tai vastaavaa..?

"onhan Voldulla niin ihku ja komee kroppa!"

Miksi ne aina menee just luutakomeroon? Samasta syystä kuin miksi me yläasteaikoina suunniteltiin siivouskomeroon menoa?

Kyllä. Sukelsin ficcien maailmaan. Mutta suosikkini Domus Perkele on kadonnut, nyyhkis.

Minulla on paljon tavaroita. Tiistai 07.07.2009 01:08

Whoa, Peppikseltä peritty runoilugeeni. Miksi aivoit spesialisoituu niin harvaan asiaan?

Tavaroiden taikamaa, mieleni hallintaa.
Käytän illan pohtien, mihin kaiken ängen.
Miten ihanaa olisikaan, kaikki pois antaa vaan.
Kulkea ihan tavaratonna, askel kevyt, kotiin joskus huomenna.
Kaikki mitä tarvitsen matkaan, päästäni löydän, kultalautaselta kaappaan.
Ohitan jumalasi jonossa, ennen häntä istun kuun valossa.

Ei tavara kesken lopu, vaikka joskus tunnunkin ostavan sitä kuin näin olisi.
Tunken nyt näitä vähi... paljoja tavaroitani ympäriinsä. Tulen suomeen, ja heitän kaiken pois. Kumpa voisin. Mutta siitä nyrkin kokoisesta lasitimantista en luovu. Ja tyllialushame saa jäädä. Pinkit kengät laatikossaan eivät mene mihinkään. Valkeaa tiernapoikakaapuani ette saa.

Sa lemmitkö mua?

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 06.07.2009 16:00

Masuun sattuu.

"You´ve sort of made it up for tonight," said Harry. "Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcrux. Saving my life."
"That makes me sound a lot cooler than it really was," Ron mumbled.
"Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really was," said Harry. "I´ve been trying to tell you that for years."

AaHaa, mulle alkaa selvitä miksi niin monen mielestä mun elämä on jotenkin jännää ja ihmeellistä, vaikka musta se on enimmäkseen kliimaksitonta. Tai ainakin koen että hyvin harvoin mulle tapahtuu mitään oikeen jänskää. Ei sillä että sitä kaipaisin tai vaatisin, ehei, mutta kun niin moni näyttäisi kokevan että... no just kuten sanoin. Vaikka siis onhan mun elämä hienoa, upeeta, nautin joka hetkestä, mua vaan ihmetyttää se miten ihmiset kuvitttelee että mun elämä on parempaa kuin niiden tms.

"Kohtahan tässä ei tarvitse enää mennä edes elokuviin, kunhan katselee vanhimman tyttärensä touhuja."
- Äitini, kun olin aamulla herännyt synnillisessä alastomassa seurassa entiseni rymistessä huoneeseen silmissään murhanhimoinen ilme.

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 06.07.2009 01:00

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 05.07.2009 07:44

En kykene löytämään pohjoisruotsin juna-asemia mistään palvelusta. Ne eivät enää ole olemassa. Gasp.

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 05.07.2009 05:11

Siinä taisi olla viimeinen biletysiltani. Söin jäätelön antikvariaatin ikkunalaudalla, lasken sen performanssiksi. Suunnittelin suomeen pääsyä. Muutahan en juuri teekkään.

Luulen että moni on kokenut tilanteen, jossa toivoisi että aika kuluisi nopeaan mutta oikeastaan toivoo että se ei kuluisi ollenkaan. Kaksi viikkoa. Kahden viikon päästä en saa jännitykseltä nukutuksi, on aika lähteä matkaan kun päivä koittaa.