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Name : Cristina

Nick Name : Nena

Birthdate : 3 27 85

Birthplace:USA

Current Location:finland

Eye Color:brown

Hair Color:black

Height:5 ft 4


Piercings: ears and belly

Tatoos: 2

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope...........workin on it

Vehicle: audi a6 ( thats sittin gargaged cause i cant drive here)

Overused Phrase: BITCH ... LOL... and oh shit

FAVORITES
Food: chicken

Pub/Disc/Restaurant: chruchs chicken, popeyes, olive garden , brus room

Candy: starburst

Number: 7

Color:black

Animal: hmm dunno i have 2 cats and a dog so i gotta say both

Drink:probably incredible hulk ( half hynotiq half hennesey)

Body Part on Opposite sex: stomach

Perfume: emporio armani


TV Show: desperate housewives


Music Album: jayz reasonable doubt and foxy brown broken silence

Movie: scarface...( of course)

Actor/Actress: vin diesel and j-lo

This or That. This

Pepsi or Coke: coke

McDonalds or BurgerKing: burger king

Chocolate or Vanilla : vanilla

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee

Kiss or Hug: kiss

Dog or Cat: no comment lol the pussys will get mad

Rap or Punk: rap

Summer or Winter: summer

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny

Love or Money: love

YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i close my eyes

Most Missed Memory: goin out to sobe with lauren :(

Best phyiscal feature: i dunno ..

First Thought Waking Up:hmm.... wonder fi the mail came

Ambition: too many to list

Best Friends:lauren ...

Weakness: love

Fears: god and dying

Longest relationship: 8 years

HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:nope

Ever been beaten up: no comment

Ever beaten someone up: no comment

Ever Shoplifted: nope

Ever Skinny Dipped: yup

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yup

Been Dumped Lately: nope i hope not ...

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: i like dark hair

Short or Long: short

Height: anything taller then me

Style:... whatevers clever

Looks or Personality: needs a bit fo both

Hot or Cute: cute

Muscular or Really Skinny: in the middle

RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit: Italy

How do you want to Die: old and peaceful and satisfied

Been to the Mall Lately:umm lol there aint no malls in forssa ..lol unless u count city market haha

Get along with your Parents:yes i do

Health Freak: sumtimes

Do you think your Attractive: yeah ,. im fine... lol...

Believe in Yourself: yes i do

Want to go to College:already did

Do you Smoke: sumtimes

Do you Drink:yessir

Shower Daily:of course

Been in Love: i thought i was.... i dunno now

Do you Sing: yes

Want to get Married: i dunno .. only if i knew for sure

Do you want Children: i dunno

Age you wanna lose your Virginity:umm been there done that

Hate anyone: no just dislike

I want the guy who will text every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

I want the guy who will hold me when im crying and wipe away my tears.

I want the guy who still thinks im beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.

I want the guy who won't pressure me to do things i dont want to.

I want the guy who will show up at my house with soup and a movie when im not feeling well.

I want the guy who kisses me on the forehead.

I want the guy who doesnt kiss and tell.

I want the guy who actually listens to me when I talk.

I want the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night.

I want the guy who is content to just be able to hold me and wants nothing more.

I want the guy who can't help but smile when I walk into the room.

I want the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

I want the guy who won't lie to me about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with.

I want the guy who gets butterflies when he hears my name.

i want the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves me.

Im want the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when he has me

I want the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves me more for them.

I want the guy who will hold me while we watch the sunset.

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While Sweden has enjoyed a reputation as a country of very open-minded people, it wasn't until today that I learned about a very dark side of this country. Forced sterilizations did not end in Sweden until 1975, this article was brought to my attention by a friend who was in sweden during that time frame and is racially mixed.all i gotta to say for people who still have this opinion .... GO FUCK YOURSELVESSSSS and i am soo glad i aint swedish

Sweden: Sterilization Policy Sparks Debate


BY BIRGITTA ISACSSON
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A sharp debate has opened here over eugenics policies carried out for decades. Some 63,000 people were sterilized in Sweden between 1935 and 1975 to supposedly combat racial and social inferiority. Most were sterilized against their will, and the overwhelming majority of them were women.

Swedish authorities took the first steps toward a "racial hygiene" policy in 1921, when the State Institute for Race Biology was founded in Uppsala. It was the first institute of this kind in the world and a pattern for Kaiser Wilhelm Institute fur Rassenhygiene in Berlin, Germany. The institute distributed pictures of "racially clean" and "racially mixed" people. The "racially mixed" were gypsies, so-called travelers or tinkers, and others considered social outcasts. In 1934 the Swedish parliament adopted a law authorizing sterilization of the "mentally ill." This legislation was extended in 1941 to allow sterilization to combat "antisocial behavior."

By 1947, the number of sterilizations had grown to more than 2,000 a year, and stayed at that level into the 1950s. Swedish authorities put people in impossible situations, such as taking away their children or denying them abortions if they refused to sign an application for sterilization. Young people in reformatories had to sign as a condition for their release or for leave of absence. The forced sterilization laws were finally abolished in 1975 as one of the victories of the growing women's rights movement.

Fuck conversation, I'm throwin him a lever
Leavin the crib with a Dear John letter
I'm takin what I need, nigga fuck all ya cheddah
Fuck all ya jewelry and fuck all ya cars
You ballin while I'm wishin on stars
Won't have me wildin while you puffin on dro's
Have me in the crib, all panties and bras
While you in the Benzo messin wit broads
Have ya'll face in another bitch twat
Go ahead playa boy that's how you get shot
And I ain't even like that silly nigga
But I'm hurt and I'm filled up with liquor
Ponderin on if you really feel her
Only a man could make a girl a killer
And wit a nine like this my nigga don't sleep
I'ma creep up on your behind my nigga

I'm about to bizounce
I can't take this shit no more
Picture frame broken daddy
Cuz I can't trust you
I'm ridin high now
So nigga fuck you


Drivin in yo Benzo
Shinned up Lorenzo
Ashtray filled wit Indo
Toss it out the window
Bein fast as the ash blow
Leavin a nigga, fuck ya cash flow
I got my own account
And it holds a nice amount
I'ma come back for my clothes
And come back for my Roles
You can keep them other hoes
Nigga that's how the game goes
And if ya didn't know
Better ask somebody baby
Shoulda treated me like your lady
Nigga I gotta bizounce






fuck the conversation
I'm throwin you a letter
Keep them platinum credit cards
Keep all of your cheddar
That shit don't mean nuttin to me
Cuz I'm tired of you stressin me
The scent of perfume on ya clothes
Messin wit them silly hoes
Got me feelin miserable
Peddlin up wit Hen and Coke
Sleepin wit the enemy
Boy you don't wanna fuck wit me




I ain't never comin back no more
I know you heard that shit before
I don't never wanna see your face
Faded pictures on make-up case
Shoulda known what ya missed at home
Now you roll along wit no one to bone
You ain't never gonna eat ToTo
Not from me no no

im not tellin anyone anything anymore.-...i hate fukin drama.... lil mama rides solo

Notorious from head 2 toe, Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe. U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place, so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face. I play mah game like monopoly I dare ANY bytch to land on my property. Bytchy? Yeah...i might be slightly... cuz i dont know how to say FUCK U politely. Bytch did i just hear u talkin? Yeah, dats right...keep fuckin walkin. 4 all dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot, I got 3 words 4 u... I THINK NOT When bytches bring shyt, im far from da calmest... I aint gon slap u, I'ma fuck u up *dats a promise* Callin me a bytch? I know...i know.. but in tha wordz of Ludacris, UZ A HOE Ima true gangsta QUEEN holdin shyt down. Think you can take ma crown and wear it proud? Juss cuz i flirt dont mean ima hoe. unlike u i kno how 2 say no 2 all da girlz starin in ma direction: damn right BITCH, envy dis perfection! Damn right Im fine, sexy, I got hella money Me, jealous of u? haha, ur funny! 2 all da hataz: do what u do. I aint got no mo time 2 waste on u

If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line
(Hold up, Hold up)

I was birthed in the crackhouse
But what made it worse every first is a ??
Little brother knowin' life illegal
No toys just playin' wit pipes and needles
I'm gon' find knights and regals
$5000 on the paint just so life will see ya
Green cards for the free lunch
Now his green cards scream larger than seats crush
Big guns for the other side
Nigga try me I'ma teach his momma homicide
I wanna see his momma eyes
I done cried 20 years now I'm runnin' dry


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line


When I'm low on funds, I'ma load up guns
Slap ya in the head I'ma open one
African in bed, she just hope I'm done
See the voodoo priest then the coke gon' come
Open up a drum, I'm eatin' Oprah crumbs
Got poor credit, got whore debit
Walk in the 40-40 I'ma score, bet it
Four tennis chains hoe, I'm progetic
But the 4 pellets will getcha prosthetics
If you don't get it, just don't let it
A life setence is a life sentence
All my homies got 'em, they just like business


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line


Don't push me nigga, I ain't pussy nigga
You "would be" killas, that is "could be" nigga
The last minute of your last breath
I'm the last entrance right before your last step
Shot a, Block papa, my block gotta
Cross the line - pay the fine (Ross) Cop dollas
The motto - you're age, creed, or color nigga
Can't cut it stay choppin' through the butter nigga
Critics wonder will I last long
Even though I showed my ass on my last song
I gets my mash on(Ross), no mask on(Ross), Cross Ross baby it'll be a sad song


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line

happy fathers day to all the daddys and future daddys hahah ;)

1. How old will you be in five years?
26.. woah.

2. Do you think you will be married by then?
who knows.

3. How tall are you?
5'3

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
not much

5. What's the last movie you saw?
hitch

6. Who was the last person you called?
sandra

7. Who was the last person to call you?
frankllin

8. What was the last text message you received?
fmr my lil sis


9. Do you prefer to call or text?
depends.

10. Do you have any pets?
bubush the dog

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
if i remeber rt talkin wit jussi

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
monday

14. What color are your eyes?
brown

15. What time did you wake up today?
like 9 am

16. What are you wearing right now?
nohthin

17. What's your favorite Christmas song?
i saw mommy kissnin santa clause

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
my house

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
work

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
florida or new york

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
i dunno time will tell.

22. Do you tan or burn?
tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
alligators

24. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
lol a joke

25. How many TVs do you have?
1

26. are you in a relationship?
no..

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with out

29. What color are your sheets?
yellow and orange

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
10

31. What is your favorite season?
summer

33. What do you like about winter?
ummm nothing reallly

34. What do you like about the summer?
a lot

35. What do you like about spring?
plants ? lol

36. How many states have you lived in?
3

37. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
too many

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
socks

39. Are you a social person?
sometimes.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
chips and dip

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
taco bell

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
cake batter

43. What is your favorite dessert?
cheese cake yuuummm

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
umm spinach <3

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
i dnt eat pbj

47. Do you like coffee?
no tee

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
4

49. What do you drink in the morning?
juice or choco milk or tee

50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
with someone.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
all over

52. Do you know how to play poker?
yessir

53. Do you like to cuddle?
yes ;) <3

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
nope

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
lol i dunno

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
a mix

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
nope.

59. Do you want kids?
yessir

60. Do you speak any other languages?
spanish finnish english

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yes.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
pool

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
ÿea

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
clothes shoes

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
. my chain.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
prison break

69. Can you roll your tongue?
i can do a lot of things wit my tongue

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
me haha

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
yessir

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
abba gimme gimme gimme

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
yessir

74. What color are your bedroom walls?
off white.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
no lol

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
CLOSED.. very closed ... lol

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear.. i can play dead. i dont think bees give a fuk if ur dead or not

78. Do you flirt a lot?
maybe.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
sweet n sour.

80. What is your favorite food?
piccadillo .. ropa vieja

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
yes i can

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
ummmm like 5

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
hell no.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
late

86. Do you read the newspaper?
when im bored.. but its so annoying to flip thru the pages.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
yes cosmopolitan the source and xxl

88. Best comedian?
carlos mencia

89. Do you watch soap operas?
yes

90. Do you dance in the car?
lol i try not much room tho.

91. Most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?
2 many to list

92. Favorite childhood toy?
my lil pony

93. Favorite childhood cartoon?
my lil pony

94. Favorite adult cartoon?
boondocks

95. Do you dance at weddings?
yessir

96. When you go to a concert, are you the person wearing a shirt of the band you went to see?
hell nah

98. Favorite article of clothing?
umm do shoes count .. if so my new tims clothing.. probaly my sheep pahjamas

99. Where are you now?
in bed

A girl was wondering into the woods when suddenly she falls on her back. In the meantime, Pinocchio was strolling around there when suddenly he falls with his nose between the girls legs. The girl rushes to say to Pinocchio:
- Quick, Pinocchio, tell a lie...





One night, the husband and his wife return from a wedding. Going up the stairs behind her, the husband says to his wife:
- Dear you have an ass as big as a washing machine!
When they go to sleep, the husband asks her to have sex. The wife says:
- For such a little laundry IÂ’m not starting my washing machine! You can wash it by hand...




A woman was angry that her husband was making sex with her only with the light off. Decided to get rid of her husbandÂ’s custom, one night, when they were making sex she turns the light on and surprises her husband with a cucumber in his hands.
- ThatÂ’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain...
- What to explain, you traitor! You impotent!
- By the way about treachery, do explain to me whatÂ’s with the two kids we have!





man escapes from prison and breaks into someoneÂ’s house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the toilet. The husband says to her:
- Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. Probably he spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, donÂ’t oppose, donÂ’t scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I donÂ’t want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you!
The woman replies to him:
- He did not kiss me, he whispered something at my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too!


- Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
- She thought it was diet coke.