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1. Jos luulet olevasi liian lihava tai liian vanha, niin luultavasti olet. Älä kysy tätä meiltä, kieltäydymme vastaamasta.

2. Opettele käyttämään vessanpöntön kantta, jos se on ylhäällä, laske se alas.

3. Älä leikkaa hiuksiasi, ikinä. Pitkät hiukset ovat aina viehättävämmat kuin lyhyet. Yksi suurimmista syistä miksi miehet pelkäävät naimisiinmenoa on se, että naiset kuitenkin leikkauttavat hiuksensa häiden jälkeen, ja sitten me olemme jumissa lyhythiuksisten naisten kanssa.

4. Syntymä-, ystävän- ja merkkipäivät eivät ole mikään arvuutusleikki josko jälleen kerran voisimme löytää sinulle täydellisen lahjan.

5. Jos kysyt kysymyksen johon et halua vastausta, saat vastauksen jota et halua kuulla.

6. Toisinaan emme ajattele vain sinua, elä sen kanssa.

7. Älä kysy mitä me juuri nyt ajattelemme ellet ole valmis keskustelemaan seuraavista aiheista:
- Napanöyhtä
- Moottorin purkaminen ja kasaaminen
- Formula 1

8. Sunnuntai = penkkiurheilu. Se on kuin täysikuu tai vuorovesi-ilmiö.

9. Shoppailu ei ole penkkiurheilua

10. Jos meidän on mentävä johonkin, mitkä tahansa vaatteet päälläsi ovat ok.

11. Sinulla on tarpeeksi vaatteita.

12. Sinulla on liikaa kenkiä.

13. Itkeminen on kiristystä.

14. Ex-poikaystäväsi on idiootti.

15. Jos tahdot jotakin niin pyydä. Pienet vinkit eivät toimi. Isot vinkit eivät toimi. Ilmeiset vinkit eivät toimi. Eli sano suoraan mitä haluat.

16. Ei, me emme todellakaan tiedä mikä päivä tänään on. Emme koskaan merkitse merkkipäiviä kalenteriin.

17. Kyllä, virtsaaminen seisaaltaan on vaikeampaa. Huteja tulee joskus.

18. Omistamme keskimäärin kolme paria kenkiä. Joten miten ihmeessä voisimme tietää mitkä kengät sopivat sinun pukuusi,kun sinulla on kuitenkin 30 paria kenkiä.

19. Kyllä ja ei ovat erittäin sopivia vastauksia lähes kaikkiin kysymyksiin.

20. Kerro meille ongelmasi vain jos haluat apua sen ratkaisuun. Sen me osaamme parhaiten.

21. Päänsärky joka kestää 17 kuukautta on ongelma. Käy lääkärissä.

22. Jos haluat "rotu-uroksen", hanki koira.

23. Varattu rivien välistä lukemiseen.

24. Älä teeskentele orgasmia. Me olemme paljon mielummin tehottomia kuin petettyjä.

25. Kaikki mitä olemme sanoneet / tehneet kuusi kuukautta sitten ei kelpaa enää riidan aiheeksi. Kaikki sanomamme / tekemisemme muuttuu pätemattömäksi edellä mainittuun tarkoitukseen 7 päivän jälkeen.

26. Jos et käyttäydy kuin mallit, älä odota meidänkään käyttäytyvän kuin saippuaoopperoiden miehet.

27. Jos jotain sanomaamme voidaan tulkita kahdella tavalla ja toinen tapa vihastuttaa tai tekee sinut surulliseksi, me tarkoitimme sen sillä toisella tavalla.

28. Anna meidän näyttää rähjäisiltä, se on geneettistä.

29. Älä hiero lamppua jos et halua hengen tulevan ulos.

30. Voit joko pyytää meidän tekevän jotain tai sanoa kuinka haluaisit jotakin tehtävän - et molempia.

31. Kolumbus ei tarvinnut suuntaneuvoja, emmekä mekään.

32. Naiset jotka pitävät push-up rintaliivejä ja avokaulaisia puseroita menettävät oikeuden valittaa tuijotuksesta.

33. Naiset saisivat pukeutua useammin push-up rintaliiveihin ja avokaulaisiin puseroihin.

34. Näemme vain 16 väriä. Joten esim. persikka on hedelmä, ei väri.

35. Jos jotain kutiaa, sitä raavitaan.

36. Olut on yhtä jännittävää meille kuin käsilaukut teille.

37. Emme osaa lukea ajatuksia, emmekä koskaan opi. Tämä puute ei ole todiste siitä, ettemme välittäisi sinusta.

38. Jos kysymme mikä on vialla ja sinä vastaat "ei mikään", me käyttäydymme kuin mikään ei olisi vialla. Me tiedämme että valehtelet, mutta asian selvittäminen ei ole sen aikaansaaman sotkun arvoista.

omg i just found out i can to talk like really talk on msn ..its soooooo tiight

http://cbs4.com/local/local_story_257133145.html


alain......


you have been done a great misjustice... just know we are all here for you .. you will get thru this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like to watch Comedy Central?: if there's something funny on.

How often do you visit your grandmother?: as often as i can.

How many people on you myspace friends list care if you're alive or dead?: all of them, i would hope!

Would you rather write in pen or pencil?: pen

Do you like highliters?: sure.

Can you understand Spanish?: si

Do you know how to clean a ball mouse?: should i?

Are you considered a nerd?: no?

So, what are you listening to?: common

Do you know anybody with a really weird name?: umm . .yeah

Would you ever name your child after yourself?: no but id name my son after the dad ( hint hint jvn jr lol )

Do you like baseball?: love it.

Would I have to pay you to ride a rollercoaster?: no

Do you like dogs?: yessss.

Are you allergic to anything[please state]?: certain antibiotics. nuts crawfish

Have you ever tasted a Habanero pepper?: yes.

Have you ever used crayon on a marker board?: no.

Do you enjoy babysitting?: for the right kids. lol

What is your favorite card game?: hold em

Do you own an atlas?: nope.

Do you even know what an atlas is?: yep. i am not miss south carolina thank you.

Do you blast your music until the neighbors get angry?: sometimes

Do you watch the Sci-Fi network?: nope it scares me

Are you still into cartoons?: yeah!

Do you own a Wii?: nope. :[ buy me one?

Have you ever caught a fly in your hand?: yes.

Name one person you would die for no matter what : parents , family johanness..

Name one person on the same property as you -: i live in an apartment building.

Name your youngest male relative -: sofia

What is your favorite foreign food?: thai.

Would you ever dye your hair bubblegum pink?: yeah!

Do you use oven mits, or are you a MAN?: oven mits, thank you.

Have you ever been dared to eat anything really gross?: yes. but i didnt. i would puke.

Have you ever beaten up anyone?: haha.

Do you know how to set up a VCR?: probably.

Are you a survey junkie?: can you tell?

Do you own an MP3 Player?: yes.

What annoys you about people?: liarsssssssssss

Aren't you bored yet?: counting the minutes until i can call hunny and go to sleep

1. How old will you be in 12 Months?
23
2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
no. , unless johannes has a lobotomy or something ,. =p

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
my oarents coming here

4.Who was the last person to call you?
johannes <333

5. Who was the last person to text you?
tiia

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
depends.

7. Do you have any pets?
yes mr bubush

8. What were you doing at 12 am last night?
sleeeping.

9. Do you like carrots?
sure.

10. When is the last time you saw your mom?
3 weeks =(

12. How many houses have you lived in?
jeez... no clue

13. How many city/towns have you lived in?
umm i dunno a lot

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
depends, i guess.

15. Are you a social person?
yes.

16. What was the last thing you ate?
paneroitu broileri puikkot lol

17. What is your favorite color?
pink

18. What are you doing for your next birthday?
i dunno hopefully spending it with my baby <333

19. What is your favorite TV show?
csi, law and order house ... so many .. oh and dexter

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
i dont eat pb&j
21. Do you like coffee?
no it doesnt agree with me

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
a lot. at least 6.

24. What are you listening to?
p diddy

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
left .. the right side is johannes'

26. Do you know how to play poker?
yep.

27. What are you thinking about?
about seeing johannes tommorow

28. Any plans for this weekend?
yes. hunny <333

29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
out?

33. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
yes.

34. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
pool

36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
yes

37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
shoes.

38. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
my second earrings and my necklace.

39. Do you speak any other language?
yes spanish and finnisjh

41. Who is the funniest person you know?
i know a lot of funny people.

42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nope

44. What is the main ringtone on your phone?
the corner by common.

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
white

47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?
no

48. Do you wish someone was with you right now?
yes

49. Do you miss someone?
always.

50. Do you talk to the person who posted this before?
randomly.

ARE YOU:
1. Obsessed with sex? no.
2. Are you tall? no.
4. In your pajamas? i wish.
5. Left handed? nope

LAST:
1. Person you saw: ummm.. damn i dont remember tiia i think
2. Talked to on the phone: johannes
3. Person to IM you: t-lo
4. Was today better than yesterday? well today is friday, so yes.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A. brushed my teeths

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: my shoulder really hurts and i have no clue why.

Q: What's the last movie you watched in theaters and who'd you watch it with?
A:umm spiderman 3 with johannes

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: gym

Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: yes

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: my bed.

Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: because thats where i sleep.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: last night.

Q: What are you about to do?
A: chat on here

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: j-lo

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: ummm dec or march

Q: How many kids do you want/have?
A: i have zero but i 2 or 3


FACTS
1. Hometown: bk,ny.
2. Natural hair color: dark brown.
3. Height: 5'3 ish.
4. Eye color: dark brown.
7. Lefty/righty: righty
8. Date of birth: march 27

1. Do you prefer beers or blunts?
neither

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
running late to school.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
talking to tlo

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
started a new school

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
FUCK

6. How many different things did you drink today?
juice coke zero and wine

7. What color is your hairbrush?
purple.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
lunch.

9. What is your favorite color?
pink

10. What color is your front door?
umm wood ?

11. Where do you keep your change?
wallet.

12. What was the weather like today?
nice

13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
mint choco

14. What is something you are excited about?
a few things .... ( private things)

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
dunno

16. What size shoe do you wear?
7-7 1/2

17. Do you have a sister?
yes

18. Are you very random?
sometimes.

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
nope.

20. Are you over the age of 25?
no.

21. Do you talk a lot?
pretty much.

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
used to but its not on no more.

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
negative.

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
yes.

25. Do you make up your own words?
sometimes.

26. Are you ticklish?
you dont even have to touch me and i laugh/

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
i can be.

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "B":
bubush lol

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J":
johannes <33

30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
cathrina

31. What did the last text message you received say?
something from tiia about being lazy

32. Do you chew on your straws?
yes.

33. Do you have curly hair?
yes

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
i dunno it was supposed to be dmx but who knows

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
ha.

36. How many times have you cussed today?
ummmm no Fuckin clue .. ( iguess thats 1 i know ) lool

37. What is something you say a lot?
hunnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

38. What is the last thing you ate?
chicken

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
yep.

40. Do you have work tomorrow?
yes.

41. Is your best friend older than you?
hes 3 months older.

42. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
um a few days ago

43. What should you being doing now?
studying

44. Do wish you had a different name?
nope.

45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
yes.

46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
idk.

47. What is the best movie you've seen in the past three weeks?
atl

48. Is there anyone you like right now?
yes

49. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest?
last night.

50. Are you currently happy?
yes.

They stood hushed and glimmering in the night,
Giants able to frame the moon,
Slumbering magnificently in their might.

Day breaks and the sun gently warms their skin,
Veins begin to pulse with life,
The sprit of a thousand of kin.

Evil tears towards them through the brilliant morning sky,
Propelled by the blackest of hate,
Guided by a lie.

Barely risen they stand with no defense,
Innocent and distracted they are not prepared,
The pain about to be inflicted intense.

Like a bolt of lighting that shatters the morn,
Evil crashes once then twice into their sides,
Their bodies are scorched and torn.

Horribly crippled they continue to stand,
Holding onto life until the last,
Orders are given, they take the command.

The battle is brief, the giants begin to yield,
Life drains from every artery,
Their fate is sealed.

Collapsing to zero,
First to one knee then to the next,
From their dust will emerge so many a hero.

The question is asked,
How can such evil exist?

"Fallen heroes"

Brave warriors in suits of armor yellow and black,
Answering a call for help without question they go on the attack.

Mounting their powerful steeds of gleaming gold and red,
Of their fears and worries nothing is said.

They race to the battle, an unforgiving demon to slay,
Until the task is complete not one will stray.

Working to exhaustion as their chest's pound,
Into the lair of the beast, insane as it may sound.

To snatch a person from death is the goal and greatest reward,
It's what all the preparation and self sacrifice is geared toward.

They love their country and all their neighbors the same,
It's a vocation that provides little financial profit or gain.

Their mission is simple the American dream to defend,
A life to save, a home to protect, to this they will tend.

These 2 poems is dedicated to the brave men and women firefighters, the police officers, the medical personnel, rescue workers, and all the common people who helped others on the attack sites during the actual disaster days, and those who helped to clean up in the aftermath of 9-11-01. Some of them accomplished some truly heroic tasks, and deserve to be called heroes!
These people did save some lives, helped multitudes of people on the attack sites, and accomplished the tremendous task of clearing all the dead bodies, rubble and debris from the destroyed buildings and aircrafts. They didn't concern themselves with their own comfort but unselfishly were more concerned about others - even to the point of losing their lives.

"Being brave is doing something courages during the presence of fear

we will never forget rip to all the fallen soldiers..

its 10 pm and i have yet to start studying ... so much on my head right now ... school is just not too interesting now .... im missing someone and feeling bad about a few things...... and i have 2 nice exams tommorow..... =(

Waking up to find another day
The moon got lost again last night
But now the sun has finally had its say
I guess I feel alright

But it hurts when I think
When I let it sink in
It's all over me
I'm lying here in the dark
I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot
& all I know is
You've got to give me everything
Nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me


I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right

All I wanted was to know I'm safe
Don't want to lose the love I've found
Remember when you said that you would change
Don't let me down
It's not fair how you are
I can't be complete, can you give me more?
& all I know is
You got to give me everything
& nothing less cause