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Olin tänää koulun puolituntisen tauon aikana kuluttamassa aikaa lähellä olevassa sarjisdivarissa ( myydään käytettyjä sarjiksia, elokuvii, kirjoi, pelei, etc. ) ja näin siel Tomb Raider sarjiksen ja ihan mielenkiinnost aloin selaa sitä, kunnes näin ton oikeella olevan kuvan, johon oli roiskunu jotain nestettä, joka oli jo ehtiny kauan sit kuivuu siihen... tuli vaa sellanen fiilis, että HMMMMMMMM??!?!?!

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Tänää aamudösäs mun eteen istu sellanen tyypillinen galtsufeimifruittari-hoppari. Lasitki oli lacostelt hankittu ja kortsupipo istu kunnol päässä...
Sit se otti sen isin rahoila ostetun 500€ Nokian kännykän esiin, oikeen korkeelle päänsä yläpuolelle, et kaikki varmasti näki... kuka muka näppäilee kännykkäänsä päänsä yläpuolel?

Siin samas se koitti iskee sitä tyttöö, kuka istu sen vieres o.0

Mut sit se pahin tapahtu, eli se alko soittaa sen kännykäst eri biisei, jotka oli kaikki sellast nyyhkyräppii ja R&B:tä, jos nigga laulo siit, miten kukaa ei rakasta sitä tai miten se on rakastunu johonki naiseen... "I'm so lonely, mr. lonely" ( <--- Akonin biisist ) tai "...but baby I'll be waiting here forever 'till you come back here so I can hold you forever..." ( <--- heitin päästä )
Ja tollasii biisei sain kuunnella koko puolentunnin matkan ajan.

Ärsytti ja nyt wineen siit tääl gallerian blogis, jota kukaan ei edes lue >.<
Joten kumpi on meistä on säälittävempi...?? xD

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.

John - Ah... at last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - No! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes.
Jane - Darling!

After Marriage
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